birf

implying ones birthday

i almost forgot tomorrow's your birf!!

by Brandon Tate May 21, 2006

Birf

A word that was invented to replace the new meaning of the word "gay" (stupid, dumb, etc. NOT HOMOSEXUAL).

Example 1:Sheesh, that teacher can be such a birf.
Example 2: A: sometimes you can be so gay
B: Don't you mean birf?

by NOTaBIRF May 9, 2009

Birfing

1. A slang term for the word Birth. 2. Used in past tense.

Thanks mom for birfing me!

by the2ndflood December 9, 2007

birf

Abbreviation of a component resembling a CV Joint common to pre '86 Toyota Solid Front Axles. Proper form: Birfield. A notorious weak link, often upgraded to Smurfields, Profields, etc, or replaced entirely with a Birfield Eliminator Kit.

Damnit, I just blew a birf! Anyone have a spare?

by Kyle November 26, 2003

Birfs

Nickname for the name "Matthew"

Matthew: Sup?
Kirk: Sup Birfs!

by Matthew February 23, 2004

birf control

Preventing pregnancy by choosing to engage in anal intercourse.

She's paranoid about making babies so we had to use birf control.

by Drunky McKrunky September 21, 2008

Birfing babies

Ebonics. To give birth to a child, or children. Actual spelling of this term is 'birthing babies', even though it is pronounced differently. Even the correct pronunciation isn't really used outside the world of ebonics.

Lemongelo said birfin' babies was usually part of married (and unmarried) life.

by Ryan Thompson September 5, 2004