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Bipolar Bear 

A deeply disturbed bear living either at the South or North Pole. These moody creatures can be upbeat at times when they can be witnessed happily catching fish or conversely they can be sullen and withdrawn burying their head in the snow. This serious condition can be treated by various medication such as Bear-zac or Bear-nax with promising results.
Penguin 1 - Yo Fred, what is up with the bear? He looks like he is contemplating jumping off of that towering glacier. Surely he would not survive the fall.

Pengui 2 - That is Billy, the Bipolar Bear. He is up there every other day. He must not have taked his Bear-zac today.
Bipolar Bear by archyis November 12, 2009

bipolarware 

Bipolar programming in the brain causing severe depression and manic episodes.
Tom has some bipolarware in his brain.
bipolarware by tomwolfe007 September 20, 2019

bipolar bear 

1. Two polar bears stuck together.

2. A bisexual bear.

3. A bear that has been magnetized.

4. Any combination of the aforementioned definitions.
1. Ha! That bipolar bear can't decide whether to sleep or run around.

2. Ha! That bipolar bear can't decide whether to sleep with Jimmy or with Julie.

3. Ha! That bipolar bear is stuck to that piece of metal!

4. Ha! That bipolar bear is stuck to a piece of metal and can't decide whether to gnaw itself out and sleep with Julie, or sit around thinking about Jimmy.
bipolar bear by Cryptic May 7, 2005

Bipolarbearnism 

A sudden form of depression, that causes extreme urges to go out on a full on polar bear killing spree.
Maddison loved her best friend Keelyn; until she had a sudden case of Bipolarbearnism.

Bipolar Bear 

Two polar bears on a tandem bicycle.
Hey Scotty wanna ride tandem with me? We can be the bipolar bear!

bipolarpeanut 

yo you know bipola? o hell yeah! hes like...OMG so fit i love him
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