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Bi-PolarBearManiac 

Is definition for people who behave in a rude, hateful, selfish, crule, mean and conceaded way to the ones they they know and "love".
Person "A" is mentaly sane
Person "B" is Bi-PolarBearManiac
(THE MOOD AT THIS TIME IS RELAXED AND STRESSLESS)
"A" Hi honey, Im kinda hungry are you?
"B" Yeah,
"A" What sounds good?
"B" I dont know, what ever you want.
"A" OK, How about veggie soup and with sandwitch?
"B" Yeah that sounds good to me, Im starved!
"A" Cool, lunch in ten minutes.
(HALF AN HOUR LATER)
"B" Man Im full, that was good.
"A" Yes it was and your welcome, no problem.
"B" Im getting heartburn again, I dont know why you insist on feeding me all this junk all the time! I think you do it on perpus!
("A" IS THINKING WHAT?!! YOU SAID THAT SOUNDS GOOD, AND NOBODY MADE YOU EAT THAT SECOND HELPING!!)
"B" Nagg, Nagg, Nagg its all your fault!!!
"B" Where are my Tumms?
"A" I dont know?
("A" IS THINKING YOU HAD THEM LAST!!)
(NOW THE MOOD IS ANGRY, HATEFUL AND THINGS ARE GETTING SLAMMED AROUND AND SLITELY DAMAGED "A" IS TRYING TO BE HELPFUL BY LOOKING IN PLACES "B" HAS LEFT THEM)
"A" Here they are.
("A" IS THINKING "B" WOULD BE THANKFULL, BUT NO!! "B" RESPONDS BY SAYING.)
"B" NEXT TIME YOU BETTER NOT LOSE THEM!!!)
"A" WHAT!!
"B" You head me!! Ill- X&*O:@%**!!! your ass!!!
(NOW "A" FEELS LIKE THEY WERE JUST ATACTED BY A
BI-BOLARBEARMANIAC AND THAT IS UGLY!!! AND FOR WHAT MAKEING LUNCH FOR "B" WHO TOTALY AGREED WITH EVERYTHING "B" WAS ASKED.)
"A" Im going in the other room to get away form your yelling ass!
(LESS THAN 20 MINUTES LATER, "B" WALKS INTO THE ROOM AS IF NOTHING EVER HAPPENED."A" IS THINKING NOW WHAT.. YOU UNGREATFUL PEICE O SHIT!)
"B" ('in the sweetest little way says...')
"B" What are you doin..???
"A" Just trying to bring my heart rate, blood preasure and stress level down!
"B" O. OK
(BY NOW THE MOOD HAS CALMED DOWN. "A" WANTS TO GO OFF ON "B" BUT KNOWS IN THE END ITS BETTER TO JUST KEEP THE PEACE.)
"B" I kind got a sweet tooth, What do we have thats sweet?
"A" Nothing.
"A" 'with a sweet little smile...'
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Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".
A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.
Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.
"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."
Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.
I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.
schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.
"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."
eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016
Noun. Portmanteau of "street" and "road": it describes a street, er, road, built for high speed, but with multiple access points. Excessive width is a common feature. A common feature in suburbia, especially along commercial strips. Unsafe at any speed, their extreme width and straightness paradoxically induces speeding. Somewhat more neutral than synonymous traffic sewer.
Did you see what the traffic engineers want to do to our street? They're going to turn it into a total stroad!
Stroad by hammersklavier February 21, 2012

giantess 

she will either play with you crush you use you a slave or eat you
giantess by Tonyt September 8, 2004