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Gym Hands

This is a biohazard like state which exists on your hands from going to the gym and handling various equipment with your hands.

This condition derives from hundreds of men using the gym equipment who hardly wipe their own asses let alone wash their hands.

The only way to rectify this potentially dangerous condition is to thoroughly wash your hands with anti-bacterial soap directly after your workout.
1. "Whew that was some workout, let's get outta here" says Jeff. "Wait a minute, I got gym hands...let me go wash them real quick" wisely responds James.

2. "Poor Jesse...what caused him to go into a coma" asks Jeff. "He forgot to wash his "gym hands" after working out and then he ate a sandwich. The poor fellow caught SARS, Shingles, Gout and the Black Plague...honestly it was too much for the human body so it shut down" replied James.
by archyis March 11, 2009
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Cloudy with a slight chance of stupid

A forecast of bad decisions revolving around cloud technologies by naïve Information Technology Management.

You will often hear these “Cloud Geeks” spouting off about all of the latest cloud information from the latest CIO Magazine, which usually includes buzz words like Cloudtopia and Cloudmosphere.
Engineer 1 - Did you hear that the CIO wants to put everything in the cloud?

Engineer 2 - Yaw, he has been saying that for the last year....what a cloud geek!

Engineer 1 - If he gets his way, this could be disasterous. Do you think he is really going to go through with it?

Engineer 2 - I predict that it is going to be Cloudy with a slight chance of Stupid!
by archyis September 24, 2009
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Crowmance

Ardent emotional attachment or involvement between crows (birds)
(Scene) A couple sitting on a park bench...

Man - What is up with those crows over there? It looks like they need to get a room.

Women - Leave them alone and quit watching them. I think their Crowmance is sweet, soon they will have baby crows.
by archyis November 15, 2009
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Piano Keys

(noun) I mildly humorous term for referring to someones teeth.
"Dear god, that guy just got kicked in the piano keys"!
by Archyis September 6, 2007
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Dropkick Murphys Law

1. When everything seems to be going wrong while listening to punk rock music.

2. When everything that can go wrong does while attneding a punk rock concert.
1. "How come everything going wrong right now" askes Clive. "You are listening to Pennywise right now so you are being affected by Dropkick Murphys Law" responds Mick.
by archyis March 21, 2009
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Tricktatorship

United States current form of government that convinces people that they have a choice over their government when in actuality any politician who reaches high enough status to run for president (or any other high level office) has sold their soul ten times over to get there.
"I can't believe Obama is turning out to be the same as other politicians" said Fred, "he isn't following through on some of the promises he made".

"Dude, it doesn't matter who you elect man or what party...they are all sleaze bags in this tricktatorship. Just remember this the next time there is an election and some other guy is touted as a savior" replied Ralph.
by archyis June 24, 2009
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Bipolar Bear

A deeply disturbed bear living either at the South or North Pole. These moody creatures can be upbeat at times when they can be witnessed happily catching fish or conversely they can be sullen and withdrawn burying their head in the snow. This serious condition can be treated by various medication such as Bear-zac or Bear-nax with promising results.
Penguin 1 - Yo Fred, what is up with the bear? He looks like he is contemplating jumping off of that towering glacier. Surely he would not survive the fall.

Pengui 2 - That is Billy, the Bipolar Bear. He is up there every other day. He must not have taked his Bear-zac today.
by archyis November 12, 2009
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