archyis's definitions

Chelephant

The hybrid beast that is created by cross breeding a chimp with an elephant.

Newscaster - "Now here we see the New Zealand native Chelephant which is a sad animal...for it has the ability to climb trees but tragically no tree can support it's weight"

by archyis January 14, 2010

kneedle

A hypodermic needle specifically designed to inject into the knee joint for such things as Hyalgan or Cortizone.

Dr. - Ok, I am going to have to give you an injection in your bum knee.

Patient - Holy shnikes Doc...that is not a needle, it is a KNEEDLE! You get it? Kneedle?

Dr. - Yes, I get it....not funny. Don't pursue a stand up comedy career.

by archyis January 8, 2010

Skunk in the trunk

A humorous phrase used to denote the wretched stench of a person’s unwashed posterior.

Guy 1 - Bejeezus, the locker room in this gym smells like dead rats and broken dreams! I mean, it smells so bad in here that I do believe I am losing childhood memories somehow.

Guy 2 - No kidding, someone has really got a skunk in the trunk yo!

by archyis January 5, 2010

Fiveshadowing

Blatently obvious foreshadowing which commonly occurs within poorly written horror movies.

Man - "Hah, they just showed a guy working with a wood chipper. You know some fool is going to end up getting his ass chipped to death. This is classic fiveshadowing."

Woman - "Oh yeah...you know someone is going to get Fargo'd now"

by archyis January 2, 2010

Cli-mate

A combination of the words climate and primate to signify the primitive (primate like) views of the world climate situation. Instead of thinking for themselves, doing research or even investigating both sides of the story, these Cli-mates follow the new religion of environmentalism blindly based on falsified data from Climategate. Sadly, you cannot debate with Cli-mates about the issue despite various climate experts testifying that there is no “global warming”.

Jimmy - "Did you see that news story about how the scientists falsified data about global warming?" Timmy - "Yes, they are now calling it Climategate. It is a big conspiracy it seems. They are trying to create the biggest tax increase ever based on something that doesn't exist." Jimmy - "It is funny though how no U.S. media source is covering this. I only found it from a UK article online so all of the primitive minded people in US will still blindly follow the religion of environmentalism." Timmy - "Yep, those cli-mates will never change their views not matter what evidence is presented to them."

by archyis December 23, 2009

Crowmance

Ardent emotional attachment or involvement between crows (birds)

(Scene) A couple sitting on a park bench...

Man - What is up with those crows over there? It looks like they need to get a room.

Women - Leave them alone and quit watching them. I think their Crowmance is sweet, soon they will have baby crows.

by archyis November 15, 2009

Chatatcha

(Verb) Indicating a plan to engage in an online chat at a later time.

(During an online chat)

Bob - See ya later man

Dick - Aiight man, Chatatcha later!

by archyis November 12, 2009