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The business tactic of stalling and forcing technology engineers to provide redundant documentation and plans in the hopes of dragging the project out so it will not have to be funded despite already being approved.
"Could you please provide a more detailed project plan" asked Freddy
"How much more detailed can it get? Are you are not pulling a technology budget filibuster on me?" responded Richard
"You caught me Ralph...they are trying not to fund this project this year even though it was approved" admitted Freddy.
"How much more detailed can it get? Are you are not pulling a technology budget filibuster on me?" responded Richard
"You caught me Ralph...they are trying not to fund this project this year even though it was approved" admitted Freddy.
by archyis July 7, 2009
Get the Technology Budget Filibustermug. This is a biohazard like state which exists on your hands from going to the gym and handling various equipment with your hands.
This condition derives from hundreds of men using the gym equipment who hardly wipe their own asses let alone wash their hands.
The only way to rectify this potentially dangerous condition is to thoroughly wash your hands with anti-bacterial soap directly after your workout.
This condition derives from hundreds of men using the gym equipment who hardly wipe their own asses let alone wash their hands.
The only way to rectify this potentially dangerous condition is to thoroughly wash your hands with anti-bacterial soap directly after your workout.
1. "Whew that was some workout, let's get outta here" says Jeff. "Wait a minute, I got gym hands...let me go wash them real quick" wisely responds James.
2. "Poor Jesse...what caused him to go into a coma" asks Jeff. "He forgot to wash his "gym hands" after working out and then he ate a sandwich. The poor fellow caught SARS, Shingles, Gout and the Black Plague...honestly it was too much for the human body so it shut down" replied James.
2. "Poor Jesse...what caused him to go into a coma" asks Jeff. "He forgot to wash his "gym hands" after working out and then he ate a sandwich. The poor fellow caught SARS, Shingles, Gout and the Black Plague...honestly it was too much for the human body so it shut down" replied James.
by archyis March 11, 2009
Get the Gym Handsmug. The curious phenomenon that occurs when a stranger spots you at the gym in which you are able to lift heavier than usual.
This can occur due to a number of factors -
1. You do not want to be embarrassed by not being able to hit the weight you loaded up on the bar in front of a stranger.
2. You do not trust that you will get a safe spot from this stranger so as part of self-preservation the adrenaline kicks in.
3. You fear that the stranger will assist when you don't need it, so you enable beast mode.
(A combination of several of these scenarios are common occurrences)
This can occur due to a number of factors -
1. You do not want to be embarrassed by not being able to hit the weight you loaded up on the bar in front of a stranger.
2. You do not trust that you will get a safe spot from this stranger so as part of self-preservation the adrenaline kicks in.
3. You fear that the stranger will assist when you don't need it, so you enable beast mode.
(A combination of several of these scenarios are common occurrences)
"Dude, I hit 190 for 5 reps on incline today like it was nothing." said Jimmy
"Whoa, you didn't come close to that last week...what gives?" queries Jefferson.
"Must have been the random spot adrenaline kicking in" replied Jimmy
"Whoa, you didn't come close to that last week...what gives?" queries Jefferson.
"Must have been the random spot adrenaline kicking in" replied Jimmy
by archyis July 2, 2009
Get the Random Spot Adrenalinemug. Guy 1 - Bejeezus, the locker room in this gym smells like dead rats and broken dreams! I mean, it smells so bad in here that I do believe I am losing childhood memories somehow.
Guy 2 - No kidding, someone has really got a skunk in the trunk yo!
Guy 2 - No kidding, someone has really got a skunk in the trunk yo!
by archyis January 5, 2010
Get the Skunk in the trunkmug. A hypodermic needle specifically designed to inject into the knee joint for such things as Hyalgan or Cortizone.
Dr. - Ok, I am going to have to give you an injection in your bum knee.
Patient - Holy shnikes Doc...that is not a needle, it is a KNEEDLE! You get it? Kneedle?
Dr. - Yes, I get it....not funny. Don't pursue a stand up comedy career.
Patient - Holy shnikes Doc...that is not a needle, it is a KNEEDLE! You get it? Kneedle?
Dr. - Yes, I get it....not funny. Don't pursue a stand up comedy career.
by archyis January 8, 2010
Get the kneedlemug. A person works in the engineering field who discusses and debates the best way method to perform a given task, but then consciously avoids doing the actual work themselves.
"It is quite amusing how Mark got so heated in the arguement about how to architect that widget but then the next day he avoids actually performing the very tasks that he was describing" said Frank.
Max replies, "That is because he is a Chickenhawk Engineer. He will always get in arguements about how to solve a problem, but never gets involved in the actual work of implementing the solution."
Max replies, "That is because he is a Chickenhawk Engineer. He will always get in arguements about how to solve a problem, but never gets involved in the actual work of implementing the solution."
by archyis February 17, 2009
Get the Chickenhawk Engineermug. A deeply disturbed bear living either at the South or North Pole. These moody creatures can be upbeat at times when they can be witnessed happily catching fish or conversely they can be sullen and withdrawn burying their head in the snow. This serious condition can be treated by various medication such as Bear-zac or Bear-nax with promising results.
Penguin 1 - Yo Fred, what is up with the bear? He looks like he is contemplating jumping off of that towering glacier. Surely he would not survive the fall.
Pengui 2 - That is Billy, the Bipolar Bear. He is up there every other day. He must not have taked his Bear-zac today.
Pengui 2 - That is Billy, the Bipolar Bear. He is up there every other day. He must not have taked his Bear-zac today.
by archyis November 12, 2009
Get the Bipolar Bearmug.