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billfucked 

When you go out to dinner/drinks, and other people bail on the tab and you end up covering way more than your fair share.
"All those assholes just bailed ten minutes before the bill came, and i got billfucked for 120$..."
billfucked by beuh_jonny October 5, 2006

Billface 

The involuntary facial reaction produced by payer of bill upon observation of bill at time of payment at a restaurant or bar.
This is discernible due to sudden albeit momentary change of facial reaction that is often masked by bill payer's efforts to divert attention by loud speech, reference to other events, reassurance that bill amount is far less than expected,etc.
This reaction may be excessive due to unexpected amount or ever so slight even if the said amount was presumed. This reaction is only involuntary and genuine on the face of actual payer at the time of bill payment and will occur with certainty upon bill payer's face 97% of the time regardless of financial status.
As Mark and his closest friends rounded off the evening laughingly, hardly anyone was the wiser as Mark suavely opened up the check folder and experienced momentary billface.

One of Mark's friends Dave did mention to another mutual friend Lisa:
"Hey great evening we should do this more often, next time it will be my treat (secretly thinking heck no) but I'm glad Mark is treating us today ..here comes the check..watch for it ..watch for it... BILLFACE!" as he & Lisa quietly snickered in the corner.

Mark quickly paid the bill and began to mention how he will have so many stories to tell his co-workers tomorrow (trying hard to disguise his bill-face effect).
Billface by digitaltrix September 3, 2009

billfold 

Like a wallet, but harder to find. Usually does not actually contain any money.
"Can you guys come pick me up? I can't find my billfold."
billfold by PK-Fire January 11, 2004

Puerto Rican billfold

A wad of small bills (1s and 5s) intended to make it look like the carrier has a lot of money.
"Man that guy's got fat stacks"
"Nah it's just a Puerto Rican billfold... dude's broke"

Billfold 

Sonny, can you grab my billfold? I'll give you a dollar for lunch.
Billfold by yodawwgggg September 2, 2010
A breed of fish indigienous to Honors Hall. Can find this creature either playing Overwatch or listening to Azizi Gibson. Most Billfish have one friend that has a Y in their name and a freesytler named Benny Bills. Overall pretty solid swimmer unless their is a fire hydrant near by for said fish to smoke their “knee” on.
“Yo what up Billfish”
Billfish: “fuck off
billfish by JRSmith8 May 3, 2018