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Billford 

Billford is the boy of your dreams. The type of guy you wish you had but will never have. Billford exudes warmth and compassion in every interaction. His genuine concern for others is evident in the way he listens attentively and offers support without hesitation. With his striking looks, he effortlessly captures attention, but it is his kind heart that truly sets him apart. His thoughtfulness and consideration make him a pillar of strength and comfort for those around him. Whether it's through his gentle touch, comforting words, or selfless acts of kindness, he leaves a lasting impression on everyone he encounters. His presence radiates love and his charm is simply irresistible.
Mom, can I get Billford for Christmas?
Billford by DaveDaMemeMaster December 24, 2023

Billford Freakyshots 

The most beautiful and amazing ship video encapsulating the love between Stanford Pines and Bill Cipher.
YELLOWWWW????
Sixer x Yellow Triangle ♡♡
Dude, have you seen Billford Freakyshots yet? It's pretty great.
Billford Freakyshots by Gravy Chivkee February 18, 2025

billfold 

Like a wallet, but harder to find. Usually does not actually contain any money.
"Can you guys come pick me up? I can't find my billfold."
billfold by PK-Fire January 11, 2004

Puerto Rican billfold

A wad of small bills (1s and 5s) intended to make it look like the carrier has a lot of money.
"Man that guy's got fat stacks"
"Nah it's just a Puerto Rican billfold... dude's broke"

Billfold 

Sonny, can you grab my billfold? I'll give you a dollar for lunch.
Billfold by yodawwgggg September 2, 2010

Two-story billfold 

When someones wallet is so full of junk that when they pull it out it resembles a two-story building.
Hey Jon you really should clean your wallet, it's starting to take the form of a two-story billfold.
Two-story billfold by CSells March 19, 2004
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
Word of the Day on November 3, 2026
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
Word of the Day on November 2, 2026

countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026
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