One who dips to excess. A libertine of sauces. If a sandwich is being eaten, 4+ mustard varieties must be smeared in overlapping pools on the plate. If a hot dog is ordered at a movie theater, two fistfuls of condiment packets are prerequisite. If takeout noodles are eaten at home, the restaurant's
condiments must be put to work in tandem with a variety of ancient sauce containers from the
refrigerator. God forbid
chicken nuggets enter the equation. Can be used for extra value if they are big spoon in bed.