Squeeze

Your current boyfriend or girlfriend.

Just going for a coffee with my new squeeze.

by Andy Williams September 20, 2003

Squeeze

To bind something or someone until it croaks.

Heh heh heh! I'm going to squeeze your body until you suffocate! Why? BECAUSE I'M EVIL! MWA HA HA HA!

Guy1:Evil or insane?
Me:I heard that!

by Bone July 22, 2004

Squeeze

noun. (Shorten version of the word Dick Squeeze) a male who is generally unpleasant to be around because he constantly tries to prove superiority through random acts of stupidity.

Donnie: Dude, Dave just face-pushed Nathan in the pool with all his clothes on

Matt: God, Dave is such a squeeze.

by mashot24 July 30, 2011

squeeze

A girl, or guy, who is not one's girlfriend, but often has sexual relations with that person anyway.

Nah, man. She's not my girl, she's just a squeeze.

by klasikahl March 11, 2004

squeeze it

Pull the trigger on a gun on some one.

"squeeze it, ya pussy mutha fucka!!"
"bitch, squeeze it if you can!!"

by madi99 January 14, 2008

squeeze

Like your significant other, but not quite. You're not exclusive, but you care about each other a lot and probably wouldn't be totally opposed to being exclusive.

Or you have sexual relations with that person but not really an emotional relationship?

Or, I have no idea what I'm talking about and this is all shit just pouring out of my mouth.

"You must be his squeeze."

by Link the Amazing October 18, 2008

Squeezed

To be pressured to quit at work. This is done by people who want to fire you, but can't.

"I am so damn sick of being squeezed at work."

"Hey, don't give in, don't let yourself be squeezed like that!"

by Cam Peckham October 07, 2008