Bible Humpers

People who take the bible so literally that they are evil. These people tend to thing they are good people, when in fact they are not. They usually go to church every Sunday, pray before every mean, follow the most ridiculous traditions and have a horrible ego. Most of the time these fuckwits are homophobic, racist, closed-minded and judge mental towards everyone who doesn't partake in the tradition of bible humping.

I've met some real bible humpers before and believe you me, I can assure you that I am not one of these people.

Bible Humpers by PineappleJuice March 5, 2015

Bible Humper 

A Christian religious fanatic, commonly seen in Georgia or other parts of the Bible Belt. Bible Humpers love the Bible, so they hump it.

Bible Humper - "Go to church or go to hell. I'm trying to save you."

Sane person - "Shut up Bible Humper."

Bible Humper by Tiff January 30, 2004

bible humper 

someone who worships the bible and is so into it that they dry hump it late at night tryin to get off listenin to steve winwood

Alter boy:man i feel really weird around paster fuzz i think he might molest me.
Alter boy 2:dont worry hes a bible humper.
alter boy 1: ok thank god

bible humper by definemyass September 30, 2005

bible-humper 

someone of christian faith who takes personal offence to any and all slams, jokes, criticism, and sarcasm, about christianity, god, or jesus. see also: christfag

John: oh my god, Mrs. Vickers is SUCH a bible-humper! she gave me detention because i said i didn't believe in god!

Pete: well, she did grow up in the south...you know how they tend to have more bible-humpers down there.

bible-humper by imagoofygooberyea April 14, 2009

bible humper 

see bible humping.

Forrest: A bible humper is getting with my sister. My parents think they are doing bible studies behind those bedroom doors.

bible humper by Truth Bringers March 21, 2009

bible humper 

A girl or boy who have restrained themselves from sexual relations because they are religious that they have so much pent up sexual frusteration that they resort to other methods of sexual release. EXAMPLES: Backrubs, play wrestling, pool chicken fighting.

Matt was trying to tackle me all night at youth group, he is such a Bible humper.

bible humper by Peach March 14, 2004

Bible Humper

Bible Humper: (Not a misspelling of Bible Thumper.) But a literal person who humps their Bible.

Dude: “What are you doing?”

Other Dude: “You mean, who am I doing? Because I’m doing my Bible!”

Dude: “Ultron was right, you Bible Humper!”

Bible Humper by BlakeSimpson:3 August 28, 2026