A Christian religious fanatic, commonly seen in Georgia or other parts of the Bible Belt. Bible Humpers love the Bible, so they hump it.
Bible Humper - "Go to church or go to hell. I'm trying to save you."
Sane person - "Shut up Bible Humper."
Sane person - "Shut up Bible Humper."
by Tiff January 30, 2004
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someone who worships the bible and is so into it that they dry hump it late at night tryin to get off listenin to steve winwood
Alter boy:man i feel really weird around paster fuzz i think he might molest me.
Alter boy 2:dont worry hes a bible humper.
alter boy 1: ok thank god
Alter boy 2:dont worry hes a bible humper.
alter boy 1: ok thank god
by definemyass September 27, 2005
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Fundamentalist "Christians" who've never heard the story of Jesus being offered dominion over the world when he was tempted on the mountaintop by Satan; instead of repying "Get thee away Satan" THEY strive to control the world and subjugate all free will
Football fans watching the Super Bowl witnessed a great game and had no idea of a wardrobe malfunction until the biblehumpers started screaming INDECENCY!
by EminemsRevenge September 27, 2006
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someone of christian faith who takes personal offence to any and all slams, jokes, criticism, and sarcasm, about christianity, god, or jesus. see also: christfag
John: oh my god, Mrs. Vickers is SUCH a bible-humper! she gave me detention because i said i didn't believe in god!
Pete: well, she did grow up in the south...you know how they tend to have more bible-humpers down there.
Pete: well, she did grow up in the south...you know how they tend to have more bible-humpers down there.
by imagoofygooberyea April 14, 2009
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Forrest: A bible humper is getting with my sister. My parents think they are doing bible studies behind those bedroom doors.
by Truth Bringers March 21, 2009
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A girl or boy who have restrained themselves from sexual relations because they are religious that they have so much pent up sexual frusteration that they resort to other methods of sexual release. EXAMPLES: Backrubs, play wrestling, pool chicken fighting.
by Peach March 14, 2004
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