PineappleJuice's definitions

That don't make no sense.

Phrase used by highly intelligent people when being condescending and sarcastic. It's typically used when the person you're communicating with isn't making sense.

Dude, wtf did you just say? That don't make no sense.

by PineappleJuice March 5, 2015

There's Spnobody

Phrase meaning there's nobody that understands what I'm going through, that I can talk to. Some of the spy's get it because I can see it in their eyes.

There's spnobody because Julian is just about at his wit's end with the 'spy crazyness' and I'm pretty sure my family thinks that I am certifiably insane.

I'm not going to a psychiatrist to talk because they would for sure be like, "yeah, you are a paranoid schizophrenic and need to be institutionalized or heavily sedated with drugs." This is ridiculously hard.

by PineappleJuice May 4, 2015

Julian

He comes off as an obnoxious buttfuck because he is one. He was raised by the two worst parents in the world and still lives in their basement. He tends to live in the past or future, but early the present. He doesn't have any manners what so ever and can often be heard saying 'fuck' very loudly with children present. He acts as if he is some sort of gift from God, when in fact he actually lies, steals, cheats, manipulates and beats the fuck out of women. He tries to pretend he has ' changed', when in fact the only thing that's changed is his hairstyle. He has false expectations and has no idea what the fuck he is doing 99% of the time. He thinks he's a ladies man, when he actually scares most women. He masterbates with a friend sitting right next to them and feels no shame in doing so. Julian is the epitomy of classless and white trashy.

Please don't act like a Julian.

by PineappleJuice March 9, 2015

truth is

The facts of the matter.

1. If I'm smart enough to figure you guys out just by thinking a little, don't you think entities of higher power would be? I have done little to know research. Seriously, just thought processes because not one word out of fuckboy's mouth that was spoken to me was true.
2. I don't hate you. I am seriously trying to make you reconsider the things you do because I truly do care and think that all of you have it in you to be extremely successful people. i.e. you could all have amazing programing jobs where you could make a ton of money. sure you might have to answer to someone; but that's more sustainable.
3. I truly give each of you my best wishes and endless love.
4. I say the things I do because I truly can foresee the future sometimes and wouldn't want to see anyone truly effed in the A forever.
5. You can't continue what you do and expect to not reap any consequences.

Truth is I really do care.

by PineappleJuice March 16, 2015

foreverchild

To be someone's forever.
To act immature forever.
To have your mom as your sister as you teacher as your probably a foreverchild

To have your mom as your sister as you teacher as your probably a foreverchild

by PineappleJuice February 24, 2015

Peep holes

A way that Tomcats peep.

The experiments with my brain are scaring, hurting and confusing me. The peep holes aren't fun if no one tells me what's going on and it's left to my imagination. Shitty toilet ass peep holes make me question wtf is going on.

by PineappleJuice June 2, 2015

regret

A strong emotion that comes over one after realizing that they have really fucked up.

Regret is never fun.
Regret is an unsettling feeling.
I hope you don't regret your choices.
Regret is never fun.
Regret is not an easy thing to get over.

by PineappleJuice March 5, 2015