Bible-Thumping 

A fundamentalist christian.

See also:
Bush Jesus Freak

My bible-thumping neighbors go to church every day and say "jesus" twice every 10 seconds

Bible-Thumping by Young Trubz September 6, 2005

bible thumping 

Verb: the act of relentlessly promoting Christian religious ideas in atempt to convince people to turn towards Christainity as their religoin.

"You now Frank, with Jesus on your side you will surelly conquer your drug addiction," said Joe.

"Will you quit your bible thumping!" roared Frank.

bible thumping by Eddy 5000 September 7, 2008

Bible thumping 

For a male who has a curved penis it is the act of taking two bibles (one in each hand) and slamming them on your penis to straighten it out. Named for the resultant thump that is heard when slamming.

"After years of masturbating my penis leans to the left."
"Go bible thumping, that'll straighten it right out."

Bible thumping by p8ntballa00 September 12, 2010

Bible Thumping 

Getting off on listening to someone read the Bible.

Oh man, last week at Dan's I was totally Bible Thumping during the Book of Job.

Bible Thumping by dkujan May 16, 2007

Bible thumping atheist

I an atheist whos only argument for the nonexistence of God is to persuade you in a forceful and enthusiastic way that Christianity and the Bible are wrong.

He is a Bible thumping atheist who thinks if he invalidates Christianity, that he can disprove God.

Bible thumping atheist by Islanddomain April 4, 2024

Bible Thumping Trumper 

Exactly what is says. If God is okay with Trump being President than so am I.

Did you vote red?
Of course I did! I am a Bible Thumping Trumper

Bible Thumping Trumper by AA Friend of Bill August 11, 2025

thumping the bible 

Yet another way to say masterbating.

The nun caught me thumping the bible and then she "paddled" me.

thumping the bible by NickD September 6, 2008