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Jeremy Bearimy 

The timeline in the afterlife that moves in what happens to look like the name Jeremy Bearimy in cursive English; the dot of the “i” is said to be Tuesdays, July, the time moment where nothing never occurs, and the moment where Eleanor Shellstrop and Chidi Anagonye are finally with each other forever.
“Well how is it possible that all these things happened to us but no time passed on Earth? Did you go back in time to save us?”
-“Um, I didn’t have to...because of Jeremy Bearimy.”

“I wish we had more time together!”
-“Oh time means nothing. Jeremy Bearimy baby! We’ll just get through this and then you and I can chill out in the dot of the “i” forever.”
Jeremy Bearimy by The Good Place December 11, 2019
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beri dusha 

when you want to tell someone to fuck off in Bulgarian or you don't know a good comeback in an argument
Guy 1: And that"s why I'm always right.
Guy 2: beri dusha pederas
beri dusha by Flods January 15, 2022
To laugh out load at social media and be embarrassed when caught out.
Oh man, after watching that Tik Tok I totally befrinked in front of Sarah....so embarrassing.
Befrink by Marky_Mark! October 21, 2021
A jack-of-all trades... basically a person who can do everything. originated from the japanese word 便利屋 (benriya) meaning handyman or utility man. The term is also used in the manga Gangsta.
"Thanks for calling. Benriya speaking"
benriya by Jack-of-all-trades September 8, 2012

beericade 

A beericade is any device used to block a lunchtime beer from view. It is used by pwned employees who are afraid a fellow co-worker will wander in, see them drinking a beer, and report them.
I had a beer lunch with Bagels today. He was afraid someone would see him drinking a Xingu, so he made a beericade out of the napkin holder.
beericade by moraleboatanchor March 26, 2013

Child Bearing Hips 

The shape of the hips and pelvic region of certain females which trigger a man's innate sense of carnal attraction to women who display the ability to bear children
Though she was a shambles from face to life, those child bearing hips drew men like hounds on the trail of heat.
Child Bearing Hips by BabbaFats January 9, 2017