Beerios

Cheerios and beer. Truly the breakfast of champions.

"Beerios beats Wheaties any day."

by Jason Spencer April 3, 2004

Beerios

The combination of your preferred light beer, and Cheerios.

One of the ways to start your early mornings drinking for holidays such as St. Patrick's Day, or your birthday.

Dude, after tonight, we are waking up at six o'clock and starting to play pong and have some BEERIOS for breakfast.

by Dayton Flyer (937) March 17, 2010

Beerios

The end result of substituting beer for milk in "Milk and Cheerios"

I had Beerios for breakfast.

by iiiineroiiii September 26, 2008

Honey Butt Beerios

The day after drinking and you have the beer shits but your friends want breakfast. So you pour them a bowl of honey nut cheerios but instead of milk you shit in the bowl with your liquid beer shit.

Chad wanted breakfast after a long night of drinking. So me, being a good friend, gave him a nice bowl of Honey Butt Beerios.

by Chadass December 4, 2015

Pulling a Berrios

When your wacking your slim jim, your tiny meatballs, your itty bitty never seen a titty dick in THE SCHOOL GYM. Or beating off in school in general, especially to ANIME OR A HORROR MOVIE. Even worse, sniffing your hand afterward DISGUSTING.

Yo whats that kid doing?
I think hes pulling a berrios.
Oh yep he just sniffed his hand.

by TheCwispyJew October 27, 2022

Beerism

When you have mastered the art of beer consumption, to the point you are no longer an alcoholic, you are classed as a master of beerism.

“Adam, your such a piss head”
“ No I’m not I’m a master of beerism”

by Orderofbeerism December 29, 2017

beerio kart

A drinking game in which all the participants (2-4) must consume an entire beer within the duration of a single Mario Kart race. The twist is that you cannot drink while driving. The winner is the first person to finish the race as long as they have finished their beer. If you finish the race without having finished your beer, you get last place by default, as you are a rule-breaking pussy.

Eric: "Bro, last night my homeboy Rainbow Jeremy and I were playing some beerio kart. That shit's such a good pre-game."

Anthony: "Dude, Rainbow Jeremy is such a poon. He never finishes his beer before the race is over. Wanna get baked and listen to some Jack Johnson?"

by chet elderson February 18, 2009