A beericade is any device used to block a lunchtime beer from view. It is used by pwned employees who are afraid a fellow co-worker will wander in, see them drinking a beer, and report them.
I had a beer lunch with Bagels today. He was afraid someone would see him drinking a Xingu, so he made a beericade out of the napkin holder.
by moraleboatanchor March 26, 2013
Get the beericade mug.The intentional killing of oneself, through excessive consumption of beer. Bascially its suicide, but the best possible kind of suicide.
Roger Clemens comitted beericide last week and will be forever missed. His beer of choice for this act of suicide was Knights Head.
by The Super AB September 20, 2009
Get the Beericide mug.When those sad, lazy, depressed zoo bears who lay in piles of their own feces all day for the cheap entertainment of families take their own miserable lives.
We went to the zoo to see Hugs the Bear the other day. He just laid there like he always does. We found out later he actually committed Bearicide a few days prior, but nobody could tell the difference.
by Kjellmaster 9000 May 4, 2011
Get the Bearicide mug.When at a party or group gathering, you get cock blocked by multiple people while talking to the same girl.
On a scale of 1-10, cock block is 1, Boner Barricade is 10.
On a scale of 1-10, cock block is 1, Boner Barricade is 10.
Hot girl 1: All those guys are cock blocking Abbas
Hot girl 2: Yeah, they've formed a Boner Barricade
Hot girl 2: Yeah, they've formed a Boner Barricade
by I_Like_How_I July 3, 2012
Get the Boner Barricade mug.1. Being persuaded to do something just because beer will be there. (Beer + persuaded)
2. After consuming too many beers, agreeing to do something that you wouldn't have done if sober.
2. After consuming too many beers, agreeing to do something that you wouldn't have done if sober.
1. Q: "Yo dudes, do you want to hit the patio after work?"
A: "Yeah, I might be beersuaded"
2. Q: "Yo, dudesh, do yoosh guysh want to help me (hiccup) move this weekend?"
A: "Sure man, that would be (hiccup) aweshum!" (You have just been beersuaded).
A: "Yeah, I might be beersuaded"
2. Q: "Yo, dudesh, do yoosh guysh want to help me (hiccup) move this weekend?"
A: "Sure man, that would be (hiccup) aweshum!" (You have just been beersuaded).
by The Guvnah July 20, 2008
Get the beersuaded mug.A beeriacle occurs when the party is getting lame and someone shows up with a case of beer for everyone to enjoy.
Guy 1: *Opens fridge*
Guy 2: Oh shit man there's no beer!!
Guy 1: Damn man, we're going to need a beeriacle!
Guy 3: *Bust threw the front door with a case of beer*
Guy 1 & 2: Hooray a beericle!!
Guy 4: There is a beer god..and he loves us!
Guy 2: Oh shit man there's no beer!!
Guy 1: Damn man, we're going to need a beeriacle!
Guy 3: *Bust threw the front door with a case of beer*
Guy 1 & 2: Hooray a beericle!!
Guy 4: There is a beer god..and he loves us!
by David Winchester May 24, 2008
Get the beeriacle mug.1. Noun. The conjoined effort of 2 or more persons to cock block a particular individual
2. Verb. Cock blocking with the assistance of another.
2. Verb. Cock blocking with the assistance of another.
John was so about to get laid, but then that chick's friends set up the best fucking cock barricade I've ever seen.
by GrizzlyAdams78 December 3, 2009
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