beericade 

A beericade is any device used to block a lunchtime beer from view. It is used by pwned employees who are afraid a fellow co-worker will wander in, see them drinking a beer, and report them.

I had a beer lunch with Bagels today. He was afraid someone would see him drinking a Xingu, so he made a beericade out of the napkin holder.

beericade by moraleboatanchor March 26, 2013

Beericide 

The intentional killing of oneself, through excessive consumption of beer. Bascially its suicide, but the best possible kind of suicide.

Roger Clemens comitted beericide last week and will be forever missed. His beer of choice for this act of suicide was Knights Head.

Beericide by The Super AB September 20, 2009

Bearicide 

When those sad, lazy, depressed zoo bears who lay in piles of their own feces all day for the cheap entertainment of families take their own miserable lives.

We went to the zoo to see Hugs the Bear the other day. He just laid there like he always does. We found out later he actually committed Bearicide a few days prior, but nobody could tell the difference.

Bearicide by Kjellmaster 9000 May 4, 2011

Boner Barricade 

When at a party or group gathering, you get cock blocked by multiple people while talking to the same girl.

On a scale of 1-10, cock block is 1, Boner Barricade is 10.

Hot girl 1: All those guys are cock blocking Abbas
Hot girl 2: Yeah, they've formed a Boner Barricade

Boner Barricade by I_Like_How_I July 3, 2012

beersuaded 

1. Being persuaded to do something just because beer will be there. (Beer + persuaded)
2. After consuming too many beers, agreeing to do something that you wouldn't have done if sober.

1. Q: "Yo dudes, do you want to hit the patio after work?"
A: "Yeah, I might be beersuaded"

2. Q: "Yo, dudesh, do yoosh guysh want to help me (hiccup) move this weekend?"
A: "Sure man, that would be (hiccup) aweshum!" (You have just been beersuaded).

beersuaded by The Guvnah July 20, 2008

beeriacle 

A beeriacle occurs when the party is getting lame and someone shows up with a case of beer for everyone to enjoy.

Guy 1: *Opens fridge*
Guy 2: Oh shit man there's no beer!!
Guy 1: Damn man, we're going to need a beeriacle!
Guy 3: *Bust threw the front door with a case of beer*
Guy 1 & 2: Hooray a beericle!!
Guy 4: There is a beer god..and he loves us!

beeriacle by David Winchester May 24, 2008

Cock Barricade 

1. Noun. The conjoined effort of 2 or more persons to cock block a particular individual

2. Verb. Cock blocking with the assistance of another.

John was so about to get laid, but then that chick's friends set up the best fucking cock barricade I've ever seen.

Cock Barricade by GrizzlyAdams78 December 3, 2009