moraleboatanchor's definitions
The $5 fist pump is a celebration by a redder when he wins. The celebration is short-lived when the redder is reminded that he merely won $5.
Suffice it to say, you do not want to be around anyone who ecstatically celebrates winning $5 when they lose $5.
Suffice it to say, you do not want to be around anyone who ecstatically celebrates winning $5 when they lose $5.
by moraleboatanchor March 26, 2013
Get the $5 fist pumpmug. The lowest form of gambling life in Las Vegas. This person can only afford to gamble with red chips. They must be dragged kicking and screaming to any table that has a minimum bet of over $5.
Daryl: I still have not gotten my allowance from my parents, so I will be a redder for this Vegas trip.
by moraleboatanchor March 20, 2013
Get the reddermug. A particularly awful smelling fart from deep within the bowels. It has the distinct sulfur odor usually associated with rotten eggs.
by moraleboatanchor August 15, 2012
Get the egg buttmug. Mich: So, uh, what'd you buy in for?
Jr: $500. I have about $50 left.
Mich: Damn, you're getting Pai Gouged, SEEEEE YA.
Jr: Yeah thanks. Luckily I won $700 at blackjack when no one was around to see it.
Jr: $500. I have about $50 left.
Mich: Damn, you're getting Pai Gouged, SEEEEE YA.
Jr: Yeah thanks. Luckily I won $700 at blackjack when no one was around to see it.
by moraleboatanchor March 25, 2013
Get the Pai Gougedmug. Someone who goes to Vegas, and upon returning, promptly starts mouthing details about the trip. This person is generally the first target of The Vegas Inquisition because they are the lowest hanging fruit.
When confronted about their non-stop yapping, they get very defensive about how they did not divulge every detail.
When confronted about their non-stop yapping, they get very defensive about how they did not divulge every detail.
by moraleboatanchor March 21, 2013
Get the Vegas mouthmug. The IM Police is a self-appointed task force of suck-ups, out to rid the world of working-from-home slackers. They constantly refresh IM contact lists, looking for idle timers that exceed three seconds.
Unfortunately, their sleuth skills are very limited and usually lead to debacular accusations. They make Barney Fife look like a supercop in comparison.
Unfortunately, their sleuth skills are very limited and usually lead to debacular accusations. They make Barney Fife look like a supercop in comparison.
Sgt Peterson, IM Police: Uh, can you explain why you went idle for 12 seconds just now? If you are working from home, you need to be working.
Abe: I'm on vacation, you pwned nitwit.
Sgt Peterson, IM Police: Oh... uh... see any good movies lately?
Abe: I'm on vacation, you pwned nitwit.
Sgt Peterson, IM Police: Oh... uh... see any good movies lately?
by moraleboatanchor March 27, 2013
Get the IM Policemug. If you want to know what the S.S. Debacle is, you gotta go to Vegas to find out!
This definition will be the ultimate test of the Urban Dictionary Rubber Stamp.
This definition will be the ultimate test of the Urban Dictionary Rubber Stamp.
by moraleboatanchor June 14, 2013
Get the S.S. Debaclemug.