A beericade is any device used to block a lunchtime beer from view. It is used by pwned employees who are afraid a fellow co-worker will wander in, see them drinking a beer, and report them.
I had a beer lunch with Bagels today. He was afraid someone would see him drinking a Xingu, so he made a beericade out of the napkin holder.
by moraleboatanchor March 26, 2013
Get the beericade mug.Stack envy occurs in Vegas when someone is jealous of the size of your chip stack compared to theirs. They are usually broke, cheap, or both. Quite often they are a redder.
This person will usually hope that you lose your money, so as to reduce their jealousy.
This person will usually hope that you lose your money, so as to reduce their jealousy.
Bagels: How much you bringing to Vegas?
Mich: Not much. Probably just two grand.
Bagels: OMG, I could never afford that much!!
Mich: You reek of stack envy.
Mich: Not much. Probably just two grand.
Bagels: OMG, I could never afford that much!!
Mich: You reek of stack envy.
by moraleboatanchor March 20, 2013
Get the stack envy mug.When you foolishly reply to all to an email chain, and upon realizing your error, you compound the problem with a followup "replay to al" email. This email is composed so frantically that it is littered with spelling errors and so much jibberish that it makes the SCOAMF sound coherent in comparison, even when He is off teleprompter!
The following is an actual "replay to al" email:
"I'm sory, I didnot meant to replay to al. I clacked the wrong massage. Pleese fergive me."
"I'm sory, I didnot meant to replay to al. I clacked the wrong massage. Pleese fergive me."
by moraleboatanchor August 13, 2012
Get the replay to al mug.Someone who is completely addicted to Facebook, but tries to claim they really aren't when mocked about their addiction. They claim they "rarely use" Facebook. Like a crackhead, they just want to log into Facebook "one last time".
The FB denier is usually an adult, as at least teeny boppers have the decency to flat out admit they are addicted.
The FB denier is usually an adult, as at least teeny boppers have the decency to flat out admit they are addicted.
Jr (a prototypical Facebook denier): I rarely use Facebook.
Kip: Yo brutha, see that My Little Pony group on FB??
Jr: No. Sweet! Add me, bro!
Kip: Yo brutha, see that My Little Pony group on FB??
Jr: No. Sweet! Add me, bro!
by moraleboatanchor April 14, 2013
Get the Facebook denier mug.Mich: So, uh, what'd you buy in for?
Jr: $500. I have about $50 left.
Mich: Damn, you're getting Pai Gouged, SEEEEE YA.
Jr: Yeah thanks. Luckily I won $700 at blackjack when no one was around to see it.
Jr: $500. I have about $50 left.
Mich: Damn, you're getting Pai Gouged, SEEEEE YA.
Jr: Yeah thanks. Luckily I won $700 at blackjack when no one was around to see it.
by moraleboatanchor March 25, 2013
Get the Pai Gouged mug.The $5 fist pump is a celebration by a redder when he wins. The celebration is short-lived when the redder is reminded that he merely won $5.
Suffice it to say, you do not want to be around anyone who ecstatically celebrates winning $5 when they lose $5.
Suffice it to say, you do not want to be around anyone who ecstatically celebrates winning $5 when they lose $5.
by moraleboatanchor March 26, 2013
Get the $5 fist pump mug.Someone who goes to Vegas, and upon returning, promptly starts mouthing details about the trip. This person is generally the first target of The Vegas Inquisition because they are the lowest hanging fruit.
When confronted about their non-stop yapping, they get very defensive about how they did not divulge every detail.
When confronted about their non-stop yapping, they get very defensive about how they did not divulge every detail.
by moraleboatanchor March 21, 2013
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