A response from the perennially pwned when they decline to attend the annual guy's trip to Vegas.
The answer is always "I cant this year, but count me in for next year". The following year, this answer is regurgitated verbatim.
The answer is always "I cant this year, but count me in for next year". The following year, this answer is regurgitated verbatim.
Mich: You going to Vegas this year?
Dork Whiner: Ummm, I cant this year. But count me in for next year!
Mich: *eye roll*
Dork Whiner: Ummm, I cant this year. But count me in for next year!
Mich: *eye roll*
by moraleboatanchor January 22, 2013
Someone who is completely addicted to Facebook, but tries to claim they really aren't when mocked about their addiction. They claim they "rarely use" Facebook. Like a crackhead, they just want to log into Facebook "one last time".
The FB denier is usually an adult, as at least teeny boppers have the decency to flat out admit they are addicted.
The FB denier is usually an adult, as at least teeny boppers have the decency to flat out admit they are addicted.
Jr (a prototypical Facebook denier): I rarely use Facebook.
Kip: Yo brutha, see that My Little Pony group on FB??
Jr: No. Sweet! Add me, bro!
Kip: Yo brutha, see that My Little Pony group on FB??
Jr: No. Sweet! Add me, bro!
by moraleboatanchor April 14, 2013
Mich: So, uh, what'd you buy in for?
Jr: $500. I have about $50 left.
Mich: Damn, you're getting Pai Gouged, SEEEEE YA.
Jr: Yeah thanks. Luckily I won $700 at blackjack when no one was around to see it.
Jr: $500. I have about $50 left.
Mich: Damn, you're getting Pai Gouged, SEEEEE YA.
Jr: Yeah thanks. Luckily I won $700 at blackjack when no one was around to see it.
by moraleboatanchor March 25, 2013
A particularly awful smelling fart from deep within the bowels. It has the distinct sulfur odor usually associated with rotten eggs.
by moraleboatanchor August 15, 2012
A comps leech is someone who goes on a Vegas trip that is paid for mostly by comps from the rest of the group without actually providing any comps. This parasite tends to be a redder, which explains their inability to accumulate any substantial comps. Despite receiving a free room, they refuse to pay for even a $7 cab ride. They show no appreciation for the free stuff they are receiving, and often feel entitled to even more stuff.
Mich: How come I have to sleep on the cot???
Chi Chi: Because my back hurts, and because you are a comps leech.
Mich: That's BS. I think we should take turns.
Chi Chi: Yeah we dont care what you think. Next question.
Chi Chi: Because my back hurts, and because you are a comps leech.
Mich: That's BS. I think we should take turns.
Chi Chi: Yeah we dont care what you think. Next question.
by moraleboatanchor May 02, 2013
This Urban Dictionary rubber stamp refers to the phenomenon that even the most ridiculously stupid definitions get approved.
Chi Chi: Can you believe that captain iridium got approved?
Jr: I know! It's so stupid, because osmium is the densest element, not iridium. It's the most pathetic attempt at a joke ever.
Chi Chi: That's the Urban Dictionary rubber stamp for you...
Jr: I know! It's so stupid, because osmium is the densest element, not iridium. It's the most pathetic attempt at a joke ever.
Chi Chi: That's the Urban Dictionary rubber stamp for you...
by moraleboatanchor April 27, 2013
A manwall breach occurs when the front line of the man wall is unable to keep strippers from breaking through to the men hiding behind the wall.
Strippers who breach the man wall are typically demographically undesirable and cannot take "no" for an answer. They bust through and promptly attach themselves like barnacles.
Strippers who breach the man wall are typically demographically undesirable and cannot take "no" for an answer. They bust through and promptly attach themselves like barnacles.
Larry was safely hidden behind the manwall until Mich let his guard down and a manwall breach occurred. Poor Larry never had a chance.
by moraleboatanchor March 20, 2013