Bearism

Bearism is religion founded by that great and skilled word smith Dylan. Its the art of taking a few months off work/school/life and hibernating over the course of winter like bears do. Staying in doors and sleeping a lot is largely whats involved, as well as surrounded yourself with a lot of your favorite food stuffs.

"Mommy, When i grow up i want to join the cult of Bearism!!!! Dylan is such a charismatic leader, and i don't want to have to goto school in the cold"

Bearism by Dylan Beezlebub April 4, 2007

bearism

Irrational hatred or intolerance of stuffed Teddy Bears.

The family's bearism was so thick, they half starved their Bears.

bearism by Bear Lover December 21, 2006

Bearism

The term used for my homemade words. The nickname Bear wad given to me years ago. So as my "Dictionary" grew, the term Bearism was born. Which in itself was a home made word.

Is that another Bearism you've invented or does that lurk somewhere deep in the realms of The English Language?

Bearism by Big Chocolate Button October 11, 2010

Bearism

The obsession with bear; bear worshiping

In Bearism we trust.

Bearism by Althoughbut March 27, 2018

Bearism

Bearism is a legendary cult found by the legendary Aravind, a religious figure. you must worship cuddly bear sand you can also

Bearism is a world religion

Bearism by The Great Teacher67 January 15, 2019

Bearism

Bearism Is the definition of a new religion created by Bear stans, who now worship and praise their lord and saviour Bear God. “Bearit🛐” as their main saying and blessing. “Hi Bear has been with you” is their praise song along with “you will perish”.

Bear god is a character from the show Mr. Buddy/Teddy, and is the last remaining survivor of the Bear God Clan.

There is a current ‘Bearism Bible’ in the making by an individual on the platform YouTube, and should be published publicly in a few weeks or so.

Bearism, was a small religion in the making, but increased drastically over hours on end. It’s believed to have just come out of thin air, as people are confused on where all of these new Bear god followers came from.

There is to be a lot of reasons why Bearism followers do as so. It is stated that Bear god is,

— Pro Choice
— Very unproblematic

— Respects men
— Has done ‘good things’ for us
— He hates being called LGBTQ+ rights and BLM
— and many more

Many people have converted into Bearism over the past 2 days, and the community grows bigger each day.

Bearism is a very serious religion, and should be taken seriously. Bearit🛐

John: I am now in the bearism clan
Mike: your gay
John: (kicks in the nuts)📸🤨
John: I hate LGBTQ+ callers

Bearism by mrrbeargod February 8, 2023

Jeremy Bearimy 

The timeline in the afterlife that moves in what happens to look like the name Jeremy Bearimy in cursive English; the dot of the “i” is said to be Tuesdays, July, the time moment where nothing never occurs, and the moment where Eleanor Shellstrop and Chidi Anagonye are finally with each other forever.

“Well how is it possible that all these things happened to us but no time passed on Earth? Did you go back in time to save us?”
-“Um, I didn’t have to...because of Jeremy Bearimy.”

“I wish we had more time together!”
-“Oh time means nothing. Jeremy Bearimy baby! We’ll just get through this and then you and I can chill out in the dot of the “i” forever.”

Jeremy Bearimy by The Good Place December 11, 2019