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Bagels

Whe two people are bae goals, you refer to them as bagels.
Kim and Kanye are bagels.
by Tog 0 five September 14, 2016
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Bagels

When fraternity gentleman are acting erroneous, or are engaging in erroneous behavior.
"Noj hooking up with that slore is complete bagels"
by queenoftheworld6811 April 23, 2010
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Bagels

Naked pictures of your friend's mom. Did I mention she was a MILF?
I love bagels, but my friend doesn't.
by MILFHunter6699 January 26, 2011
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Bagel

A fucking bagel, tastes good. Why did you even search this just go buy a fucking bagel
"You should buy a bagel instead of using urban dictionary"
by Lilbeanbagel April 28, 2021
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Bagel

A score of zero in a set of tennis. (eg: 6-0, 6-0)

Two scores of 6-0 is a double bagel
"Michelle bageled Debbie in tennis."
by The Anna-lator November 2, 2003
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bageled

v. 1) sports term indicating that one player prevented an opponent from scoring any points; a zero, or "bagel" is thus scored.
2) a sexual euphemism.

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Dude! I hear that spanish tennis pro totally bageled your sister last week. Actually, I bageled her once myself. To be honest she isn't much good.
by gnostic1 August 2, 2011
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Bagel

Sleeping for 12-hours (the hour hand makes a full circle around a 12-hour clock). Originally, this term was used by yeshiva students.
I am very well rested. I slept a bagel last night!
by LionsForce November 1, 2018
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