Bagels

Whe two people are bae goals, you refer to them as bagels.

Kim and Kanye are bagels.

by Tog 0 five September 14, 2016

Bagels

When fraternity gentleman are acting erroneous, or are engaging in erroneous behavior.

"Noj hooking up with that slore is complete bagels"

by queenoftheworld6811 April 23, 2010

Bagels

Naked pictures of your friend's mom. Did I mention she was a MILF?

I love bagels, but my friend doesn't.

by MILFHunter6699 January 26, 2011

Bagel

A fucking bagel, tastes good. Why did you even search this just go buy a fucking bagel

"You should buy a bagel instead of using urban dictionary"

by Lilbeanbagel April 28, 2021

Bagel

A score of zero in a set of tennis. (eg: 6-0, 6-0)

Two scores of 6-0 is a double bagel

"Michelle bageled Debbie in tennis."

by The Anna-lator November 2, 2003

bageled

v. 1) sports term indicating that one player prevented an opponent from scoring any points; a zero, or "bagel" is thus scored.
2) a sexual euphemism.

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Dude! I hear that spanish tennis pro totally bageled your sister last week. Actually, I bageled her once myself. To be honest she isn't much good.

by gnostic1 August 2, 2011

Bagel

Sleeping for 12-hours (the hour hand makes a full circle around a 12-hour clock). Originally, this term was used by yeshiva students.

I am very well rested. I slept a bagel last night!

by LionsForce November 1, 2018