Tiny balls of dried semen stuck to pubes on the nutsack from repeatedlymasterbating On One's Self With No Clean Up sort of like a dingle berrymade from poo on ass hair
The answer to America's tolerance and sensitivity crisis, 'member berries are tasty morsels of organic nostalgia. 'Member berries are fresh and crisp, but make us remember the old as we consume the new. First investigated by South Park, 'member berries will restore our sense of patriotism and freedom.
We all want something new, but that makes us remember the things we love. We want to 'member. We need your 'member berries!