Beerio 

A word used to describe any form of alcoholic beverage. Beerios normally involve a sesh with the lads and can be consumed throughout the whole day.

Let's go get ourselves a beerio shall we ?

Beerio by FluffyUnicorn97 October 27, 2018

beerio kart

A drinking game in which all the participants (2-4) must consume an entire beer within the duration of a single Mario Kart race. The twist is that you cannot drink while driving. The winner is the first person to finish the race as long as they have finished their beer. If you finish the race without having finished your beer, you get last place by default, as you are a rule-breaking pussy.

Eric: "Bro, last night my homeboy Rainbow Jeremy and I were playing some beerio kart. That shit's such a good pre-game."

Anthony: "Dude, Rainbow Jeremy is such a poon. He never finishes his beer before the race is over. Wanna get baked and listen to some Jack Johnson?"

beerio kart by chet elderson February 18, 2009

Beedious

One who is extremely fucking stupid, gullible, and dumb

Breuhh Sarahs so beedious. Did you see her rip that juul from the wrong end?

Beedious by lil sig April 28, 2020

beericade 

A beericade is any device used to block a lunchtime beer from view. It is used by pwned employees who are afraid a fellow co-worker will wander in, see them drinking a beer, and report them.

I had a beer lunch with Bagels today. He was afraid someone would see him drinking a Xingu, so he made a beericade out of the napkin holder.

beericade by moraleboatanchor March 26, 2013

Beerism 

When you have mastered the art of beer consumption, to the point you are no longer an alcoholic, you are classed as a master of beerism.

“Adam, your such a piss head”
“ No I’m not I’m a master of beerism”

Beerism by Orderofbeerism December 29, 2017

BeeringAids 

The inability to hear coherent sentences while drinking excessive amounts of beer. Also, excessive shouting while intoxicated.

She can't hear you, her beeringaids are in.

BeeringAids by gabulldawg2k March 6, 2009

Beericide 

The intentional killing of oneself, through excessive consumption of beer. Bascially its suicide, but the best possible kind of suicide.

Roger Clemens comitted beericide last week and will be forever missed. His beer of choice for this act of suicide was Knights Head.

Beericide by The Super AB September 20, 2009