beergoogles

the act of googling a guy or girl you met at the bar when you get home - still wasted

that guy hot but i beergoogled him - he belongs to the china doll collection club

beergoogles by anonymous February 26, 2004

beer googles

A condition that exists, while in a drunken state, where a member of the opposite sex appears much more attractive than when sober.

"Dude, I woke up this morning, rolled over, and nearly screamed. I must have had some serious beer goggles last night."

beer googles by Sauron974 June 6, 2005

polish beergoggles 

Putting your testicles on a sleeping persons eyes.

Hawt damn i woke up with some polish beergoggles.

polish beergoggles by martinowns August 31, 2006

beergoggles 

Metaforical goggles, believed to be "worn" due to imbibing to much alcohol. Specifically, the enhanced visual appeal of women who would be considered fugly when sober.

"Sure I can see she's a double bagger now, but I had them beergoggles on last night."

beergoggles by moof July 10, 2003

Beer Googles

When a drunk person is searching the internet and accidentally uses yahoo or bing, two of the lesser quality search engines, instead of Google.

I tried to find a night club online last night but I was so drunk I used yahoo.com. Beer Googles got the best of me.

Beer Googles by mason26 October 3, 2011

beergoggler 

When your waved at a party and a girls rating outta 10 becomes double the normal rating...

This nigga got beer goggles, that hoe looks like a 5... Beergoggler

beergoggler by Medsbigvibes September 1, 2016

Beer Googles

When somebody has a few drinks and suddenly think they know everything. People wearing their Beer Googles are usually compelled by an irresistable urge to share their wealth of knowlegde with anybody who will listen.

Thats not true, pay no attention to him, he is wearing his beer googles.

Beer Googles by TheOneAndOnlyBakker December 31, 2009