beergoogles
beergoogles by anonymous February 26, 2004
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beer googles
A condition that exists, while in a drunken state, where a member of the opposite sex appears much more attractive than when sober.
"Dude, I woke up this morning, rolled over, and nearly screamed. I must have had some serious beer goggles last night."
beer googles by Sauron974 June 6, 2005
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polish beergoggles by martinowns August 31, 2006
beergoggles
Metaforical goggles, believed to be "worn" due to imbibing to much alcohol. Specifically, the enhanced visual appeal of women who would be considered fugly when sober.
beergoggles by moof July 10, 2003
Beer Googles
When a drunk person is searching the internet and accidentally uses yahoo or bing, two of the lesser quality search engines, instead of Google.
I tried to find a night club online last night but I was so drunk I used yahoo.com. Beer Googles got the best of me.
Beer Googles by mason26 October 3, 2011
beergoggler
beergoggler by Medsbigvibes September 1, 2016
Beer Googles
When somebody has a few drinks and suddenly think they know everything. People wearing their Beer Googles are usually compelled by an irresistable urge to share their wealth of knowlegde with anybody who will listen.
Beer Googles by TheOneAndOnlyBakker December 31, 2009
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