Beericide

The intentional killing of oneself, through excessive consumption of beer. Bascially its suicide, but the best possible kind of suicide.

Roger Clemens comitted beericide last week and will be forever missed. His beer of choice for this act of suicide was Knights Head.

by The Super AB September 20, 2009

beericade

A beericade is any device used to block a lunchtime beer from view. It is used by pwned employees who are afraid a fellow co-worker will wander in, see them drinking a beer, and report them.

I had a beer lunch with Bagels today. He was afraid someone would see him drinking a Xingu, so he made a beericade out of the napkin holder.

by moraleboatanchor March 26, 2013

Bearicide

When those sad, lazy, depressed zoo bears who lay in piles of their own feces all day for the cheap entertainment of families take their own miserable lives.

We went to the zoo to see Hugs the Bear the other day. He just laid there like he always does. We found out later he actually committed Bearicide a few days prior, but nobody could tell the difference.

by Kjellmaster 9000 May 4, 2011

Brewicide

1. The act of becoming or being completely intoxicated beyond all measure. Usually premeditated.

Gerald had a rough day at work so he planned to commit brewicide that evening.

by Broken Sword March 8, 2009

beerimid

a pyrimid constructed with beer cans

This is the biggest beerimid I have ever seen! Hey Tim we will aline the Beerimid with the Stars.

by Derrick Braker November 3, 2007

Beardicide

The act of removing one's facial hair for those who consider it a separate entity. It's usually done for attention, or to impress members of the opposite gender.

Bro: Did you hear about Steve?
Bro 2: No man, what happened?
Bro: He totally committed beardicide.
Bro 2: No way! Why?
Bro: Lauraine called him a sloppy bastard.
Bro 2: What a total bitch, both of them.

by Neelands January 1, 2011

beerficiency

The process of opening both ends of a beer "suitcase" and pushing all the beers onto the refrigerator shelf while pulling the box out. Beerficiency beer unloads have been known to happen in mere seconds.

Barron...that was QUICK! How did you unload all that beer into the fridge so fast?

Marty, it was simple...beerficiency! Susan taught me!

by jfwordsmythe June 6, 2017