Bedmog
Bedmog by InuYasha2301 July 4, 2026
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Bedoggler
That one guy you might know is the biggest bedoggler because he submitted my word to urban dictionary and the idiot didn't even hear the word before I told him!
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Bedmog • bedoggled • beddogiling • bedmobisicsexual • bedmode • bedmond • Bedmonster • Bedmosa • Bedmozol • Bedoggler
bedmond
The "Bedmond" is when a guy is banging a girl with his fingers and then in one motion removes his fingers and unexpectedly adds his penis. A sure fire move to take that drunken hook-up to the next step a lot quicker.
John pulled a "bedmond" on her last night, but his penis small enough where she didn't even notice the switch.
bedmond by A. WarningToVictims April 13, 2005
Bedmozol
In Ancient Azerbaijan, this word was used to curse the luckless human beings outside of the moutains.
bedmozol.
Bedmonster
1. Someone who loves being in bed so much that they growl and huff, then slump over like a defeated dragon.
2. A practicioner in the ancient art of bedmonstering. One who bedmonsters.
2. A practicioner in the ancient art of bedmonstering. One who bedmonsters.
Norm: Hey you, time to get up!
(Bob, laying next to Norm, growls and then huffs. Then turns over and begins to emit a melodic snore)
Norm: Jesus Christ, are you bedmonstering again?
Bob: Fo sho', muthafucker. I is a bedmonster, innit! Raaaaah!
(Turns over again and falls asleep)
(Bob, laying next to Norm, growls and then huffs. Then turns over and begins to emit a melodic snore)
Norm: Jesus Christ, are you bedmonstering again?
Bob: Fo sho', muthafucker. I is a bedmonster, innit! Raaaaah!
(Turns over again and falls asleep)
Bedmonster by Norman Piss-biscuit September 8, 2010
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