Bedmog

When you have a bigger bed than the person you are mogging.

"You have a queen size? Well i have a king size so i bedmog you."

Bedmog by InuYasha2301 July 4, 2026

Bedoggler

Person; Someone who is incorrect due to their own stupidity or because they are unaware.

That one guy you might know is the biggest bedoggler because he submitted my word to urban dictionary and the idiot didn't even hear the word before I told him!

Bedoggler by Leigh5280 August 1, 2016

bedmond 

The "Bedmond" is when a guy is banging a girl with his fingers and then in one motion removes his fingers and unexpectedly adds his penis. A sure fire move to take that drunken hook-up to the next step a lot quicker.

John pulled a "bedmond" on her last night, but his penis small enough where she didn't even notice the switch.

bedmond by A. WarningToVictims April 13, 2005

Bedmozol 

In Ancient Azerbaijan, this word was used to curse the luckless human beings outside of the moutains.

bedmozol.

Bedmozol by Emay869 July 7, 2010

bedmode

To use your pc while in bed. This is possible if your pc case is close enough to your bed, you simply put the monitor on a chair next to your bed and proceed watching a movie or porn. Using a mouse can be an issue.

This also fits if you are using a laptop while in bed.

-Hey dude you wanna play left 4 dead?
-Naw man i can't, im in bedmode, watching a movie.

- :C

bedmode by Skvid December 1, 2009

Bedmonster 

1. Someone who loves being in bed so much that they growl and huff, then slump over like a defeated dragon.

2. A practicioner in the ancient art of bedmonstering. One who bedmonsters.

Norm: Hey you, time to get up!

(Bob, laying next to Norm, growls and then huffs. Then turns over and begins to emit a melodic snore)

Norm: Jesus Christ, are you bedmonstering again?

Bob: Fo sho', muthafucker. I is a bedmonster, innit! Raaaaah!

(Turns over again and falls asleep)

Bedmonster by Norman Piss-biscuit September 8, 2010

bedoogied 

Move at a fast pace from one place to another.

Melissa bedoogied across the backyard to get her drink.

bedoogied by Snuggley August 19, 2013