bedmond 

The "Bedmond" is when a guy is banging a girl with his fingers and then in one motion removes his fingers and unexpectedly adds his penis. A sure fire move to take that drunken hook-up to the next step a lot quicker.

John pulled a "bedmond" on her last night, but his penis small enough where she didn't even notice the switch.

bedmond by A. WarningToVictims April 13, 2005

bermondsey 

as i grew up there myself, (don't worry im not a hooligan or thief OR chav) it has its positives & negatives. the positives are that it has some nice people (yes, it does) and the negatives are the football team millwall. (i still support them) so yes, bermondsey isn't very pleasant nowadays.

'oi you, what you looking at?'
'oi im from bermondsey mate, who do ya think your talking to?'

and as so the man who offended the bermondsey lad gets beaten the shit out of.

bermondsey by lolsl October 25, 2009

Bermondsey bomb 

An alcoholic beverage whereby the two ingredients of a Jaeger bomb are switched i.e. a shot of Red Bull and a glass of Jaegermeister. The drink was founded by graduates of the London School of Economics in Bermondsey, London (hence the name), and is being increasingly recognised in pubs, bars and club's across the UK and Europe.

The drink is renowned for its high-alcoholic content (owing to skewed proportions of spirit and mixer) and is commonly used by drinkers to achieve a faster and more effective rate of inebriation.

Could I please order three Bermondsey bombs and three shots of tequila?

Man need to get on it...time for a Bermondsey bomb.

Bermondsey bomb by Bermondsey999 May 4, 2015

bedmode

To use your pc while in bed. This is possible if your pc case is close enough to your bed, you simply put the monitor on a chair next to your bed and proceed watching a movie or porn. Using a mouse can be an issue.

This also fits if you are using a laptop while in bed.

-Hey dude you wanna play left 4 dead?
-Naw man i can't, im in bedmode, watching a movie.

- :C

bedmode by Skvid December 1, 2009

Bedmonster 

1. Someone who loves being in bed so much that they growl and huff, then slump over like a defeated dragon.

2. A practicioner in the ancient art of bedmonstering. One who bedmonsters.

Norm: Hey you, time to get up!

(Bob, laying next to Norm, growls and then huffs. Then turns over and begins to emit a melodic snore)

Norm: Jesus Christ, are you bedmonstering again?

Bob: Fo sho', muthafucker. I is a bedmonster, innit! Raaaaah!

(Turns over again and falls asleep)

Bedmonster by Norman Piss-biscuit September 8, 2010

Belmondo 

Belmondo is a slovenian nickname inspired by a movie. He smokes weed and is high al the time. He is also a drug dealer(ej ej nucas krek?). Heavy drinker and BMX driver.

That guy is defenitely a Belmondo.

Belmondo by Mszoo September 6, 2020

Bermondsey 

Bermondsey is the chaviest areas in south east London.

Wannabe road men and whores.

Act like there on job but still run from the pecks ones.
Millwall hulligans who go round flicking coins and bottle caps.

Get coauthor up with them most likely to end up dead or bagged.

All they do is sit in the block getting and giving slops smoking weed.
Girls getting video having sex

Bermondsey boys and girls only care about them selfs, pretend there rich when they live on Lucey way lmd

Bermondsey by Bermondsey girl August 5, 2019