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Azerbaijan

A fictional country. Outside of their oil industry they have nothing and are nobody.
History of Azerbaijan:

Mongol nomads until 18th century
Stealing Iranian history in 19th century
First Azerbaijani state based on stolen land in 20th century
by Dark777 May 14, 2023
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Azerbaijan

Azerbaijan is a country located at the boundary of Eastern Europe and Western Asia.10 It is a part of the Caucasus region, and is bounded by the Caspian Sea to the east, Russia to the north, Georgia to the northwest, Armenia and Turkey to the west, and Iran to the south. Baku is the capital and largest city.
- Where I can eat most tasty dolma? In Azerbaijan of course!

- Karabakh is Azerbaijan!

- Where is the heart of Azerbaijan? Obviously in Shusha city!
by ArmenianfromKarabakh July 12, 2021
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Azerbaijan

Oil mongols with no history or achievements.
Azerbaijan might have oil (which has nothing to do with talent), but Armenia has better history, better religion, better scientists, better chess players, better military heroes, better sportsmen.
by I like my name September 3, 2023
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Azerbaijan

"Hey dude did you see that badass egyptian guy at the train station?"

"He was Azerbaijanian"

"Where the fuck is that nationality from.
by PrinceGogeta12412 October 16, 2015
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Azerbaijan Pub

A pub in Azerbaijan/ sells Azerbaijan alcohol.
Tourist in Azerbaijan : I need beer. Any pubs?
Azerbaijan Tourist Guide: Go to an Azerbaijan pub, then!
by Horse Power January 2, 2017
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European Azerbaijan School

A school where you are expected to wear unprovided uniforms and get punished if you don't do so. A school where you are suspended because of sitting and get expelled for fighting.
The European Azerbaijan School suspended 13 students for watching intruding fighting people.
by Secretwomen3169 December 16, 2021
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coca cola older than Azerbaijan

An Armenian meme with faulty logic that forgets about the Atabegs of Azerbaijan and Atropatene. According to the meme's logic, Turkish people and their ancestors never had a country until 1923, ergo, according to this logic, The Turks never did the Armenian genocide.
Narek: Honestly as an Armenian, this whole "coca cola older than Azerbaijan" shtick is just dumb.
Krikor: I agree, I mean take a look at Germany, there was never a country called Germany until the 1800s.
Narek: EXACTLY!!!!!!!!!!!!!
by ChampionAz May 2, 2025
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