Bedoggled 

When you need to get up but can't because a dog or dogs are on you and you are comfy and they are comfy but you do actually need to get up.

Can't come out , i'm bedoggled

I'm bedoggled, you answer the phone

Get me a coffee, i'm bedoggled and can't stand up

Bedoggled by SaZadoglegends June 9, 2019

bedoggled 

a synonym to confused, but since it is a nonsence word like sploodge, it can be used in any situation, at any time, anywhere. it originated form the english word- bewilder

teacher - "guys, hey GUYS! pay attention or else youll be wicked .... ummm bedoggled when you do this later"

students - "dude, bedoggled? sweet... facebook status tonight anyone?"

OR

woah... im totaly bedoggled on that last question, gimme your answer!

OR

any other way you want...

bedoggled by that one guy you might know April 25, 2011

Bedoggler

Person; Someone who is incorrect due to their own stupidity or because they are unaware.

That one guy you might know is the biggest bedoggler because he submitted my word to urban dictionary and the idiot didn't even hear the word before I told him!

Bedoggler by Leigh5280 August 1, 2016

bedongled

When you're bedazzled by dong.

Person #1: I can't stop thinking about that hot guy with the big bulge in his pants. You know he's packing some heat down there.

Person #2: Holy shit, you're totally bedongled.

bedongled by ihumpedthat June 2, 2015

bodogged 

Bodogged is a very versatile word. When something bad happens, it got bodogged. The term can even apply to inanimate objects (see examples below). It can be sexual or nonsexual, take your pick.

"The hurricane totally bodogged all the oranges in Florida"
"This light needs to be bodogged real soon." (if you are about to turn off the light)
"The branch bodogged me REAL BAD." (if you get hit in the face by a branch)

bodogged by SHC April 2, 2005

bedongle 

To adorn or bejewel the penis or genital region of a man.

The male equivalent of vagazzle.

Trying to impress his girlfriend, Bob went to a salon to have rindstones super-glued to his Johnson...with glitter...and voila, bedongled!

bedongle by Bob Bedongle December 29, 2015

Bedraggled Shirker 

An unkept lazy worker that spends more energy trying to avoid work than producing anything productive. They often have a soul patch, don't iron their clothes and eat more then they work. Prone to outbreaks of lip herpies and other STI's that have have no issues with spreading to the general populce. If you have one in your workplace it is advised that you bring your own cutlery.

Jesus you bedraggled shirker do you have the lip herpies again.. please do some work around here and have some respect for you appearence you are looking like an unkept yeti.

Bedraggled Shirker by Battered worker November 22, 2017