Beatmiser

Someone who walks around sucking farts and generally doing beat things.

Vinny was being a beatmiser at work. Therefore we didn't reach sales goals.

by Kdubs2661 October 2, 2017

beatmaker

A synonym for producer, but not so much because a producer's task may be a little more complex than a beatmaker. Basically the person who does the beat for a song, including melody, samples, etc. More common in hip hop and rap than any other form of music.

Yo fam, who's a better beatmaker, Kanye West ot Just Blaze? I mean, "Song Cry" was hot, don't get me wrong, but "Heart of the City" and "Takeover" got hotter beats! Kanye is the man for making those beats!!!

*All aforementioned songs are on Jay-Z's 2001 album, "The Blueprint".

by Jason Vernon March 19, 2004

Beatrise

A Beatrise is a person who is very hypo most of the time and goes bonkers at night when there are goodies around. She is a drama queen and is a hopeless romantic, and loves attention. She always has little things she does with her hands whenever she talks to you. A Beatrise loves the colour pink and is a bit obsessed by chihuahuas and weasels and will not stop till she gets one. She is very hard not to love :)

person 1: So, I am going to stay at Beatrise's tonight
person 2: DO NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES, LET HER GET NEAR ANY SUGAR FOOD, unless you're up for no sleep. At all.
person 1: Why?
person 2: Because, it will be like she's drunk, only 10 times worse.

by lalalalalalalalalala123456789 June 22, 2011

Heatmiser

Formed in Portland, Oregon, USA, Heatmiser are an alternative rock quartet comprising Neil Gust (guitar, vocals), Elliott Smith (vocals), Sam Coomes (bass) and Tony Lash (drums). Much of their early reputation hinged on the group's songwriting flair - Smith's more pop-orientated efforts contrasting nicely with the darker, melancholic detachment of Gust. These qualities were evident on the group's first two albums, Dead Air and Cop And Speeder, both released by Frontier Records.

However, for 1996's Mic City Sons, which was produced by Lash, the emphasis was on creating a more seamless, compulsive record. As Gust told the press: 'We made a conscious effort to do something more complete than what we've done in the past. We're rarely satisfied with anything we do, but since we essentially built our own studio as we went along, we were able to weed out a lot of the problems.' By this time Smith had released his third solo album for Kill City Records, building an audience almost as large as Heatmiser's.

Elliott Smith, Neil Gust, Tony Lash, Sam Coomes

by Luke January 11, 2005

Beatmaster

1. A powerful man able to hurt and injure fellow human beings.

2. Someone unlucky in love who needs to masturbate reguarly. Derives from the verb 'to beat off.'

3. Someone musically adept, capable of encouraging crowds to dance to his/her tunes.

1. 'They'd better watch what they say John's the fucking beatmaster.'

2. 'You bought any more porn Mike? You beatmaster, you'

3. 'This DJ is the beatmaster.'

by The Lion King January 29, 2005

beatwifer

A guy who beats his wife.

Many English football players are active beatwifers, especialy the ones from teams based in the London-area (Arsenal, Tottenham Hotspurs, Chelsea).

by The Tangoman October 26, 2004

Sydney Beatriders

A group of dancers, cwalkers, and shufflers from Sydney, Australia. Often known to make dance videos wherever they go, around Sydney.

Bob: Yo, have you heard of the sydney beatriders?
Ben: Yeah, they usually hang around Parramatta. I saw some of them cwalking the other day.
Bob: Yeah, still ballin.

by Shumbodeh October 17, 2008