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Bearglove

Gay slang for a man who likes to be fisted by large burly men
Tom is such a bearglove. He has trouble walking after visiting home depot.
by dewboy05 March 27, 2023
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beargle

Im feeling beargle asf
by realeaterforever June 13, 2023
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Bear Glove

A condition of the human penis, where the pubes grow so far up the shaft that they interfere with sex.
"I have a rugburn on my labia minora because my date had a bad case of Bear Glove."
by Mistress Em September 16, 2015
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beardlover

One who watches Wheezy Waiter videos.

Wheezy Waiter is Craig Benzine, a popular video content creator with a YouTube channel and blog called Wheezy Waiter. He calls the people who watch his videos beardlovers. (Tens of thousands of people now subscribe and watch Wheezy Waiter videos daily.)

People who watch Wheezy Waiter videos must love beards, since Craig almost always has a beard. Craig's beard has become the trademark of Wheezy Waiter.

In his video called "Monkey Falls Off Bike" (6/4/09), Craig addresses the idea that some of his viewers might not actually be beardlovers. He says: "Hey, Wheezy Waiter here from the internet. I just need to clear something up. Sometimes I get messages and comments that say 'But I don't love beards.' Well, whether you love beards or you hate beards, too bad! You love them. Hey, beardlovers!"

See definitions for Wheezy Waiter and Craig Benzine for more info about Wheezy Waiter or Craig.
Hey beardlovers.
Greetings beardlovers.
by martha_s February 7, 2010
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Bearglop

A really thicc orange fish. It wears a Santa hat and is a pedophile. It likes shaking its booty on a pole and will not hesitate to assault you
Jim: Dang, that bearglop is assaulting my son!
Ted: But he thicc af tho!
by _Catt__ May 31, 2018
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Hilly Bargrove

Adjective used to describe a tall blonde person with long hair and blue eyes that doesn’t act like Billy Hargrove from stranger things and is used to tease.
Hey Hilly, Hilly Bargrove, knockoff Billy HargroveLIZZIE
by Nobsbeatle September 22, 2022
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bearglop

A Bearglop is a really cool guy, he likes to have a good time and dance to Easy Street.
You can always have lots of laughs with Bearglop seeing he is just a silly ole' fish (he doesn't even know how to swim.)
If you want to tame a Bearglop just have Easy Street blaring, have a cherry Icee and a Hotpocket in hand, he will come soon, make sure you don't offend the Bearglop, he will yell "UMG" and tell you to f off, beware, Sheri will be watching with her buttered popcorn, when he starts walking off she will say "OHMAGAWD, where's he going" and Bearglop will yell "DANNY BB" in the distant.
Billy: Hey, have you talked to Bearglop today?
Bob: Yeah, he let me steal a bunch of stuff from him!
Billy: Awh, he's such a nice friend!
by KatieBug555 June 11, 2018
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