A Bearglop is a really cool
guy, he likes to have a good
time and dance to Easy Street.
You can always have lots of laughs with Bearglop seeing he is just a
silly ole' fish (he doesn't even know how to swim.)
If you want to tame a Bearglop just have Easy Street blaring, have a cherry Icee and a Hotpocket in hand, he will come soon, make sure you don't offend the Bearglop, he will yell "UMG" and tell you to f off, beware, Sheri will be watching with her buttered popcorn, when he starts walking off she will say "OHMAGAWD, where's he going" and Bearglop will yell "DANNY
BB" in the distant.
Billy: Hey, have you talked to Bearglop
today?
Bob: Yeah, he let me steal a bunch of
stuff from him!
Billy: Awh, he's such a nice friend!