Bearglop 

A really thicc orange fish. It wears a Santa hat and is a pedophile. It likes shaking its booty on a pole and will not hesitate to assault you

Jim: Dang, that bearglop is assaulting my son!
Ted: But he thicc af tho!

Bearglop by _Catt__ May 31, 2018

bearglop 

A Bearglop is a really cool guy, he likes to have a good time and dance to Easy Street.
You can always have lots of laughs with Bearglop seeing he is just a silly ole' fish (he doesn't even know how to swim.)
If you want to tame a Bearglop just have Easy Street blaring, have a cherry Icee and a Hotpocket in hand, he will come soon, make sure you don't offend the Bearglop, he will yell "UMG" and tell you to f off, beware, Sheri will be watching with her buttered popcorn, when he starts walking off she will say "OHMAGAWD, where's he going" and Bearglop will yell "DANNY BB" in the distant.

Billy: Hey, have you talked to Bearglop today?
Bob: Yeah, he let me steal a bunch of stuff from him!
Billy: Awh, he's such a nice friend!

bearglop by KatieBug555 June 11, 2018

bearglop 

Bearglop is a really great friend, anyone who knows Bearglop is super lucky because he's one of a kind!
If you want to become friends with a Bearglop just blare Easy Street and offer him a Hot pocket and a cherry Icee.
If you betray said Bearglop he will yell "UMG, F off" and beware, Sheri will be listening in with her buttered popcorn and saying "OHMAGAWD, what's going to happen next?"

Billy: Have you talked to Bearglop today?
Bob: Yeah he let me take some stuff from his house..
Billy: Awh he's such a great friend!

bearglop by KatieBug555 June 11, 2018

Bearglove 

Gay slang for a man who likes to be fisted by large burly men

Tom is such a bearglove. He has trouble walking after visiting home depot.

Bearglove by dewboy05 March 27, 2023