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jacking the beanstalk 

having a long, slow wank
'He's been in there for hours Cuthbert, i reckon he's jacking the beanstalk again!'
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BeanThatDude 

Bean Is that dude, he very cool, humble he is nice unless you cross the line, he is loyal and quiet and charming he’s very small and handsome but comes in a big package. Very unpredictable/ spontaneous . he’ll even give you his limbs if you needed it, I mean he is BeanThatDude.
Dude on the corner: is that Bean That Dude walking down the street.

Other dude on the corner: yea that’s Bean that dude, let’s go walk up to him and ask him for a couple bucks. He real asf.
Both Dudes on the corner: wassam Bean you’ll lend us a couple dollars BeanThatDude?

BeanThatDude: You know I got y’all we from the same block city and we grew up together.

Two dudes that was on the corner: That’s why they call him BeanThatDude
BeanThatDude by Uzi_Murk2 July 15, 2022

Jackin' the Beanstalk 

Little Timmy's mom was pissed when she caught him Jackin' the Beanstalk

jackin' the beanstalk 

One of many euphemisms for "masturbation" (e.g. slappin' the salami, jack off, beat off, buffing the bishop, glean the obscene bean, choking the chicken, spanking the monkey, waxing the wonker, greasing the guppy, shooting putty at the moon, and Rosie Palmer and her Five Sisters doing the Four Knuckle Shuffle.
Frank will be a little bit late. He's still back at his house jackin' the beanstalk.
the lowest of low people created by a 13 year old kid in 2018
MAN 1:hey wat sup
Man 2: I'm not talking to you,you BEANSTAB
BEANSTAB by Tyrone's Place October 31, 2018
Hypebeast people that do not show their faces. Cringe word for older people
"my son is a beasthype"
Beasthype by Leeman ski February 1, 2019