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jacking the beanstalk 

having a long, slow wank
'He's been in there for hours Cuthbert, i reckon he's jacking the beanstalk again!'
jacking the beanstalk by TCourtzone January 19, 2008

BeanThatDude 

Bean Is that dude, he very cool, humble he is nice unless you cross the line, he is loyal and quiet and charming he’s very small and handsome but comes in a big package. Very unpredictable/ spontaneous . he’ll even give you his limbs if you needed it, I mean he is BeanThatDude.
Dude on the corner: is that Bean That Dude walking down the street.

Other dude on the corner: yea that’s Bean that dude, let’s go walk up to him and ask him for a couple bucks. He real asf.
Both Dudes on the corner: wassam Bean you’ll lend us a couple dollars BeanThatDude?

BeanThatDude: You know I got y’all we from the same block city and we grew up together.

Two dudes that was on the corner: That’s why they call him BeanThatDude
BeanThatDude by Uzi_Murk2 July 15, 2022

Jackin' the Beanstalk 

Little Timmy's mom was pissed when she caught him Jackin' the Beanstalk

jackin' the beanstalk 

One of many euphemisms for "masturbation" (e.g. slappin' the salami, jack off, beat off, buffing the bishop, glean the obscene bean, choking the chicken, spanking the monkey, waxing the wonker, greasing the guppy, shooting putty at the moon, and Rosie Palmer and her Five Sisters doing the Four Knuckle Shuffle.
Frank will be a little bit late. He's still back at his house jackin' the beanstalk.
the lowest of low people created by a 13 year old kid in 2018
MAN 1:hey wat sup
Man 2: I'm not talking to you,you BEANSTAB
BEANSTAB by Tyrone's Place October 31, 2018
Hypebeast people that do not show their faces. Cringe word for older people
"my son is a beasthype"
Beasthype by Leeman ski February 1, 2019
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EBK stands for "Elite Ball Knowledge." 1 In internet slang, "ball knowledge" originally referred to a deep understanding of football/soccer or basketball, but it has evolved into a broader term for having a highly sophisticated, deep, or niche understanding of any specific topic (such as music, movies, or subcultures).
Person A: "That scene was a direct homage to an unreleased 1982 Japanese indie film."
Person B: "Wow, EBK."
EBK by silwhett November 5, 2026
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A seemingly endless debate with a idiot
I don't know man im not ready for yap trap stupidity today which always tries to suck you into it
Yap Trap by WolfieSnack November 4, 2026
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Texas is categorized as a swing state in presidential elections, but has voted for Republicans more times than for Democrats in recent history. As such, as demographics change political alignments, some Democrats believe that Texas will vote blue, or Democratic, due to their Hispanic and African American voters, who often align themselves with the Democratic Party's liberal wing.

Blexas has been cited as possible in the upcoming decades, but only if Democrats continue to win the Hispanic vote in bigger margins.
Democrat 1: What is your prediction for the 2024 presidential election?
Democrat 2: Well uh, Blexas!
Democrat 1: You've been saying that since 2008 though.
Blexas by Tritonist June 14, 2021
Word of the Day on November 4, 2026

briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
Word of the Day on November 3, 2026
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
Word of the Day on November 2, 2026

countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026
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