beanstock 

Noun: Throw up.

Verb: The act of throwing up on another person.

"Did you hear, Ar beanstocked on Josh?"

"Yeah! He threw up all over his head!"

beanstock by We gu? February 15, 2017

Jacking the beanstock 

Beatin your meat

I wanted to masturbate so I started jacking the beanstock.

Jacking the beanstock by gmhcubix August 25, 2016

Semen covered beanstock 

A magical beanstock covered in your families semen used for your teachers to climb on.

Hey there goes Mrs Graves on the semen covered beanstock again

Semen covered beanstock by Kitty meow36 October 8, 2016

bearstacked 

Adj. Hella huge and extraordinarily fit.

Check out that bearstacked killa on the incline press

bearstacked by K. Washington July 26, 2016

jacking the beanstalk 

having a long, slow wank

'He's been in there for hours Cuthbert, i reckon he's jacking the beanstalk again!'

jacking the beanstalk by TCourtzone January 19, 2008

Beatstock 

Originating from the word "beat" meaning stupid, ugly, or any number of insults

That girl is beatstock, she creeps me out

Beatstock by Kcrown December 12, 2015

Bantock

1. Someone and/or something that has no hand-eye co-ordination, and cannot walk/run properly without looking like a spaz.
2. Someone who regularly catches the common cold and may die as a result, "Runny-Nose."
3. Someone who can dish it out. But cannot take it.

Sam falls.

John: "Wow, that was a Bantock Moment!"

Sam: "I Know."

Bantock by Rooooza December 16, 2008