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beanstalk 

a.) "Dude, did you see that new kid from Mexico? Felipe?"

"Yeah man, that kid is a friggin beanstalk for sure."

b.) "You wanna watch the highlights of the Mexican basketball team?"

"Sure. Are they all beanstalks or what?"

c.) "So I was watching The Longest Yard today ... that one dude was a total beanstalk."
beanstalk by Jam Master Joke May 2, 2010
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Beanstalk 

A cute tall guy named Blaizen
I like this guy, he is such a beanstalk
Beanstalk by gayshit726 May 9, 2020

beanstalk 

Founded by the infamous Ryan Bean of C Town, Michigan. A "beanstalk" is a large amount of alcohol taken all at once. To a casual drinker a beanstalk could put you out for the night but for Ryan or anyone from C Town, a 2-3 beanstalks will get them drunk. Usually a normal glass (not a shot glass) is filled anywhere from 35%-100% full of 5 o clock vodka. If the liquer in the glass is not 5 o clock vodka then you are just drinking a shit load of liquer but no beanstalk was taken. In order to perform beanstalks properly, only 5 o clock vodka can be used. A normal beanstalk can get up to about 4-5 shots in one, but are heard to reach levels of 8-9 at one time.
Warning: Beanstalks are not for the sociol drinker, slam a bean stalk if your down to go to black out town.

FUCK!
beanstalk by mc rb May 1, 2007

Beanstalk 

When a person is just being an annoying human being or doing something legendary.
P1: Do you know who Grace is?
P2: Yeah she's such a BEANSTALK
Beanstalk by Beanstalk noodle moo October 3, 2017

beanstalk 

DAMN, Anna Bectold is a fucking beanstalk !!

Beanstalk 

A cute and tall guy
Blaizen is a beanstalk.
Beanstalk by gayshit726 May 9, 2020

jacking the beanstalk 

having a long, slow wank
'He's been in there for hours Cuthbert, i reckon he's jacking the beanstalk again!'
jacking the beanstalk by TCourtzone January 19, 2008
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