Shdoink

to slap someone in the face with your fallous.

that bitch was playing up so i shdoinked her!

by TCourtzone March 13, 2008

jacking the beanstalk

having a long, slow wank

'He's been in there for hours Cuthbert, i reckon he's jacking the beanstalk again!'

by TCourtzone January 19, 2008

doing my bit for the child effort

wanking into a pot at a sperm clinic in order to make test tube babies.

'Been down the sperm clinic again Bert?'
'Just doing my bit for the child effort Roland.'

by TCourtzone January 19, 2008