Definitions by TCourtzone

Shdoink 

to slap someone in the face with your fallous.

that bitch was playing up so i shdoinked her!

Shdoink by TCourtzone March 13, 2008

jacking the beanstalk 

having a long, slow wank

'He's been in there for hours Cuthbert, i reckon he's jacking the beanstalk again!'

jacking the beanstalk by TCourtzone January 19, 2008

doing my bit for the child effort 

wanking into a pot at a sperm clinic in order to make test tube babies.

'Been down the sperm clinic again Bert?'
'Just doing my bit for the child effort Roland.'

doing my bit for the child effort by TCourtzone January 19, 2008