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jacking the beanstalk

having a long, slow wank
'He's been in there for hours Cuthbert, i reckon he's jacking the beanstalk again!'
by TCourtzone January 19, 2008
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Shdoink

to slap someone in the face with your fallous.
that bitch was playing up so i shdoinked her!
by TCourtzone March 13, 2008
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doing my bit for the child effort

wanking into a pot at a sperm clinic in order to make test tube babies.
'Been down the sperm clinic again Bert?'
'Just doing my bit for the child effort Roland.'
by TCourtzone January 19, 2008
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