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jacking the beanstalk
jacking the beanstalk by TCourtzone January 19, 2008
Jackin' the Beanstalk
Jackin' the Beanstalk by Cheezee_mann16 November 10, 2017
jackin' the beanstalk
One of many euphemisms for "masturbation" (e.g. slappin' the salami, jack off, beat off, buffing the bishop, glean the obscene bean, choking the chicken, spanking the monkey, waxing the wonker, greasing the guppy, shooting putty at the moon, and Rosie Palmer and her Five Sisters doing the Four Knuckle Shuffle.
jackin' the beanstalk by Frank Klaune January 24, 2005
BEANSTAB
BEANSTAB by Tyrone's Place October 31, 2018
Beanstalker
Beanstalker by Jiffypop83 May 4, 2010
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