When you take a massive shit and go to wipe, but you don't realize your Hulk-like strength and destroy the toilet paper in your hand. Then you continue to wipe your ass with your bare hand.

Oh man, I was in the bathroom the other day and totally had to beastwipe. My hand still fucking smells.

Beastwipe by Urghat April 24, 2010

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beasthoe

referring to someone with a beast- hoe - like nature.

oh my god, she is such a beasthoe. she steals boyfriends, denies the claim, and then tries to act cool saying that she steals boyfriends.

beasthoe by lauren ashley ragusa January 15, 2009

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Beastyest

The best of the best.
Nothing can possibly be better.

Bob has the Beastyest kicks. ever.

Beastyest by emmakay November 3, 2009

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beastipedophiliac

a person who enjoys sexual intercourse with dead baby animals.i.e road kill kittens

omg hes raping that road kill kitten hes such an beastipedophiliac

beastipedophiliac by werdanny June 2, 2008

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beastyness

Having to do with being beasty, or awesome.

Dude, that slam dunk was such beastyness!

beastyness by Zach October 15, 2003

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funflation

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.

I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.

funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023

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swamp dog

A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.

Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.

swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006

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Throat Sweats

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.

Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.

Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024

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aired

Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.

Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!

aired by Pietro February 9, 2005

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piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.

piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005

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