Beanied 

A alcohol induced state total retardation. leading to Abnormal Behavior, Random acts of stupidity and an uncontrollable urge to make love with unattractive women.

Ryan was Totally beanied last night. I cant wait to go out and get beanied.

Beanied by Lynchy1993 June 1, 2011

Bernied 

To have one's actions be controlled by another individual(s) due to inebriation, cognitive impairment or death all whilst maintaining the outward pretence of autonomy.

Derivation: From the film 'Weekend At Bernie's' where the titular protagonist was puppeteered through a number of jolly japes whilst being deceased.

Joe was so drunk that he needed to be Bernied all the way home.

Joe was so senile that we Bernied him all the way through his presidency.

Bernied by Gravitas Lost May 5, 2023

Carhartt beanie 

The staple of a lesbian

“I thought she liked me but then she showed up in a carhartt beanie and now I realized she’s after my sister”

Carhartt beanie by Whose the clown now January 19, 2020

goth beanie 

a goth beanie

Tay:" ah darn i need a goth beanie in my life"
Oscar:"#metoo"

goth beanie by #needmeabeanie January 16, 2023

beanie enlightenment 

when you discover where the beanies congregate

first theorised by buddist monks within the shanghai region and later confirmed by a research team lead by Isaac Rizzton, Charles Darrizz and Neil deGrizz Tyson

they found strong correlations between building subjects and the beanie population within the immediate vicinity

for example: physics has a 1:0 building to beanie ratio, however social studies ratio tends to infinity for the latter, limited only by the size of the building

Oscar: "went into the english building for the first time in a year and i think i made a wrong turn cause i ended up at beanie boulevard"
Tay: "i already know" *blows dust off old book and flips to blank page* "beanie enlightenment"
"have you got a pen i can borrow?"
Oscar: "yeman"
Tay:*writes Oscar's name into the ancient scripture*
Oscar: *Ascends*
Tay:"my time has come" *fades away*

beanie enlightenment by #needmeabeanie January 26, 2023

beanie culture 

A slang reference to the common thread among Millennials, that ubiquitous knitted cap.

Beanie culture clearly conveys the laid-back anti-consumerism that defines this generation, rain or shine.

beanie culture by Dr Bunnygirl April 6, 2019

Chino Beaned 

High as fucking balls

Tim- yoo how high are u bro
Ant- Im fucking Chino Beanedddddd

Chino Beaned by Pipity July 4, 2019