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Beanied

A alcohol induced state total retardation. leading to Abnormal Behavior, Random acts of stupidity and an uncontrollable urge to make love with unattractive women.
Ryan was Totally beanied last night. I cant wait to go out and get beanied.
by Lynchy1993 June 1, 2011
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Bernied

To have one's actions be controlled by another individual(s) due to inebriation, cognitive impairment or death all whilst maintaining the outward pretence of autonomy.

Derivation: From the film 'Weekend At Bernie's' where the titular protagonist was puppeteered through a number of jolly japes whilst being deceased.
Joe was so drunk that he needed to be Bernied all the way home.

Joe was so senile that we Bernied him all the way through his presidency.
by Gravitas Lost May 5, 2023
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Carhartt beanie

The staple of a lesbian
“I thought she liked me but then she showed up in a carhartt beanie and now I realized she’s after my sister”
by Whose the clown now January 19, 2020
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goth beanie

Tay:" ah darn i need a goth beanie in my life"
Oscar:"#metoo"
by #needmeabeanie January 16, 2023
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beanie enlightenment

when you discover where the beanies congregate

first theorised by buddist monks within the shanghai region and later confirmed by a research team lead by Isaac Rizzton, Charles Darrizz and Neil deGrizz Tyson

they found strong correlations between building subjects and the beanie population within the immediate vicinity

for example: physics has a 1:0 building to beanie ratio, however social studies ratio tends to infinity for the latter, limited only by the size of the building
Oscar: "went into the english building for the first time in a year and i think i made a wrong turn cause i ended up at beanie boulevard"
Tay: "i already know" *blows dust off old book and flips to blank page* "beanie enlightenment"
"have you got a pen i can borrow?"
Oscar: "yeman"
Tay:*writes Oscar's name into the ancient scripture*
Oscar: *Ascends*
Tay:"my time has come" *fades away*
by #needmeabeanie January 26, 2023
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beanie culture

A slang reference to the common thread among Millennials, that ubiquitous knitted cap.
Beanie culture clearly conveys the laid-back anti-consumerism that defines this generation, rain or shine.
by Dr Bunnygirl April 6, 2019
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Chino Beaned

Tim- yoo how high are u bro
Ant- Im fucking Chino Beanedddddd
by Pipity July 4, 2019
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