(Australian/English slang) Uncircumcised penis, i.e. intact with the foreskin concealing the glans, which to some, strangely resembles the soft, crumpled woolen headwear!
Antonym: Helmet
Antonym: Helmet
When I was at high school, we'd play handball and often separate into different teams using physical aspects, such as light hair vs. dark, talls vs. shorts and of course, beanies vs. helmets!
by Bag O'Turnips April 14, 2008
by xxpseudonymxx September 18, 2012
Similar to ski caps, but worn in the middle of summertime by suburban white guys who think it'll give them some urban street-smarts or artistic vibe.
Yo I've got a lil' hairloss goin on, and baseball caps are for rednecks, so I'm gonna wear a beanie to look hip at the bar tonight. Chicks will think I'm a surfer or artist, even though I'm just an office worker.
by And it's like that. July 15, 2010
A phrase coined by the illustrious Sirius Radio personality "Jason Ellis"
A beanie is when a man is recieving oral sex, and just before the power load is released, the female opponent directs the power load straight up into the air catching it on top of her head...If it goes to far and lands on the back of the head it is known as a "Mullet"
A beanie is when a man is recieving oral sex, and just before the power load is released, the female opponent directs the power load straight up into the air catching it on top of her head...If it goes to far and lands on the back of the head it is known as a "Mullet"
by Eagle Cock December 08, 2008
Beanie is a man of different words. Sender, d league player, and official bad ass who gets all the hoes. His stoke tank is so high you can't reach the top of that mothafucka. If you play chief keef or give Beanie an Altoid Hummer he may make your wishes come true.
by COLOMANE BEANIE November 30, 2018
A fat pvz kid who doesnt go outside. his only accompishment his pvz. he stutters like a lil bitch when he gets into arguements. everytime you win the agruement he will block you because hes a bitch.
Hes also a dwuki simp because dwuki is low quality and ugly and no personality which is just fitting for beanies retarded personality
Hes also a dwuki simp because dwuki is low quality and ugly and no personality which is just fitting for beanies retarded personality
by XKraxkenX September 09, 2022
Beanie is that big forehead , that large head, that biggy wiggy, that head you wouldve never thought you would ever see
by ohdsoqwcldebvli3qwbvc September 15, 2018