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bathtub mermaid 

A way to describe someone who is so obsessed with something that if that "something" is gone, then they'd be helpless without it; As if a mermaid were in a bathtub and someone pulled the plug.
They're such a bathtub mermaid, obsessing over a stupid thing like that.
bathtub mermaid by AzureGummy March 28, 2017

bathturd 

Someone who was conceived before marriage but born after
Look at that bathturd, who was conceived before marriage but born after
bathturd by JustJeffrey September 28, 2018

bathtubbin' 

We were going bathtubbin' last night.
bathtubbin' by Haruka Hoshino December 4, 2009

Bathtub Goblin 

A particularly scary creature living in your tub. Originated from a fearsome picture of Whoopi Goldberg.
"oh God! I'm not taking a bath NOW."
"What is it?"
*points* "It's the Bathtub Goblin...AGAIN."
Bathtub Goblin by U.Steve April 4, 2009

Dog In A Bathtub 

"yesterday was Christmas, and I woke up to a fucking dog in a bathtub! Thanks mom!"

bathtub bong 

The item of marijuana paraphernalia that is evolved when one is so chronic that one brings ones gravity bong into the bath with oneself.

Usually in the form of a 2-liter soda bottle with the bottom cut off, the bathtub bong is always the piece in a marijuana smoker's collection that he has had the most fond memories with.

Because you can't call yourself a pothead if you haven't passed out in a bath full of warm bong water.
Stoner: "Yo, Brosephus Rex, where's my bathtub bong?"
Roommate of Said Stoner: "I was using it in the sink like a normal person, you fuckin' pothead."