bathturd
bathturd by JustJeffrey September 28, 2018
Words you can keep
bathturd
A word made famous by professional wrestler Bobby Lashley. He meant to say "bastard," but he speaks with a lisp, and instead it came out like "bathturd." It instantly became an internet phenomenon incredibly popular within the Internet wrestling community. It made Lashley full of teh lulz.
"You say your name is Finlay, and you love to fight...well I say your name is Finlay, and you're a bathturd."
bathturd by Dan Himself August 4, 2007
Related Words
bathturd • Batturd • Bathtards • bathterd • Bathturbate • Bathturbating • Bathturbation • Bathtub Dick • bathtub dog • Bathtub Drunk
bathturd
bathturd by Hyperpixie January 17, 2009
Batturd
Don't squat down too low! You will look like a batturd and no one wants to see you looking like you are taking a dump!
Batturd by beezycatpoo July 16, 2009
Bathtards
Retards who obsess over cheap, crappy e-tailer bath products and artificial smelling candles on message boards like makeupalley.com. They're usually obese frumps who want to smell like cinnamon buns, coconut fudge, chocolate frosting and cream cakes. These hags can be found with their fat asses glued to the internet 24/7 discussing soaps, wax tarts, perfume and greasy bath bombs. How many crap soaps can one person use in a lifetime?
Bathturbating
Sally: "Ah, there's no better way to relax before bed than putting on some soft music, a little scented candles and a little bathturbating."
Jane: "You really need to get laid more."
Jane: "You really need to get laid more."
Bathturbating by CactusHeart December 30, 2011
Bathturbate
“Dan seems like he has a really tough time getting laid. I bet he goes home every night, runs a bubble bath and bathturbates.”
Bathturbate by Laurben February 14, 2019
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A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
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Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
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