by JustJeffrey September 28, 2018
Get the bathturd mug.A word made famous by professional wrestler Bobby Lashley. He meant to say "bastard," but he speaks with a lisp, and instead it came out like "bathturd." It instantly became an internet phenomenon incredibly popular within the Internet wrestling community. It made Lashley full of teh lulz.
"You say your name is Finlay, and you love to fight...well I say your name is Finlay, and you're a bathturd."
by Dan Himself August 4, 2007
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by Hyperpixie January 17, 2009
Get the bathturd mug.Don't squat down too low! You will look like a batturd and no one wants to see you looking like you are taking a dump!
by beezycatpoo July 16, 2009
Get the Batturd mug.Retards who obsess over cheap, crappy e-tailer bath products and artificial smelling candles on message boards like makeupalley.com. They're usually obese frumps who want to smell like cinnamon buns, coconut fudge, chocolate frosting and cream cakes. These hags can be found with their fat asses glued to the internet 24/7 discussing soaps, wax tarts, perfume and greasy bath bombs. How many crap soaps can one person use in a lifetime?
Ah geez, if I hear about frizzy's cheap, dog-fart scented tarts one more time from those Bathtards I'm going to scream.
by Mr Swipe August 28, 2007
Get the Bathtards mug.Sally: "Ah, there's no better way to relax before bed than putting on some soft music, a little scented candles and a little bathturbating."
Jane: "You really need to get laid more."
Jane: "You really need to get laid more."
by CactusHeart December 30, 2011
Get the Bathturbating mug.“Dan seems like he has a really tough time getting laid. I bet he goes home every night, runs a bubble bath and bathturbates.”
by Laurben February 14, 2019
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