U.Steve's definitions

Gonsh

Probably not something you'd want to meet in a dark alley.

"I always thought it was Ganache. It's 'Gonsh'? That's sick."

by U.Steve March 14, 2022

Gonshing

Something only a nasty guy would do. It's too horrible to describe.

"I'm about to give you a massive gonshing."

by U.Steve March 14, 2022

Bathtub Goblin

A particularly scary creature living in your tub. Originated from a fearsome picture of Whoopi Goldberg.

"oh God! I'm not taking a bath NOW."
"What is it?"
*points* "It's the Bathtub Goblin...AGAIN."

by U.Steve April 4, 2009

Sarteck

The star of a homo-erotica lemon party story, his partner is the illustrious Unholy Uganda Steve.

I really liked that amateur porno with Sarteck in it, I don't think I've ever seen anyone with a bigger cock. The way he slammed into Uganda Steve was riveting.

by U.Steve August 24, 2011