basturbated

masturbating to a complete bastard.

her: did you masturbate today?
him: no i basturbated.

basturbated by masisgay April 19, 2018

Masturbated 

When a man or woman touches themselves on their 'parts' to create an amazing sensation similar to sex.

Masturbate to this ig.

One Saturday afternoon I was bored and very horny so I started preparing to masturbate. I pulled up lesbian sex on the hub on my laptop and started undressing in my bedroom. After a few minutes I took off my undergarments and threw them to the side of the room. I began masturbating, I played and mauled with my pussy until I was nearly dripping wet. I grabbed a bin of sex toys from under my bed, I start with a vibrator, rubbing it against my clitoris. I then went back to fingering myself, sticking one, then two fingers up my pussy, hitting my g-spot and moaning loudly.

I almost hit my orgasm when I hear a knock on my door and moan, "Come in!" I see my best friend standing in the doorway, an eager look in her eyes. "Get your ass in here and get something inside of me!" I yell. She rips off her shirt and small shorts revealing her bra-less and in sexy lingerie bottoms. She goes down to my crotch that is getting wetter by the second. Using her tongue, she licks my clit and rubs around it, then she starts pumping her fingers in and out of me.

"Now it's my turn." She smirks. I grab a dildo from the bin pumping it in her dripping pink pussy. She's moaning and screaming and grabbing my tits. We go at it for hours, we cum, we moan, we use sex toys, and we enjoy every second of it.

"I masturbated for HOURS last night!"

Masturbated by Horney_b!tch May 28, 2021

Masturbatedlookinass fishass Lookin Head 

A rare insult; not only is it dutifully insulting, but the person you use it against will have no time to think of a comeback.

"You stupid!"
"Shut yo fuck you up you lookin like a Masturbatedlookinass fishass Lookin Head."
"Fuck you said?"
"Yeah, Fuck you, I said!"

Masturbatedlookinass fishass Lookin Head by Haguj March 28, 2020

Basturbate 

To masturbate using a tube with a rubber bulb that takes up and releases melted fat or gravy inside a vagina or anus to achieve orgasm

I love to basturbate. I used to just rub my clit vigorously with my son's sippy cup, but now I fill up my Turkey baster with grease and gravy and go to town. It's great because I can squeeze it back out into a bowl in time for dinner.

Basturbate by Magical Magistrate June 23, 2019

basturbation

masty using a turkey baster either up the bum hole or vaginally

Great way to get rid of thrush if you use yogurt

you know kay I had a good ole wank last night and quite frankly it was rather boring

You oughtta have a basturbation ... here's me turkey baster shove it up ya ass dave you'll love it

basturbation by I3igCheese October 23, 2006

blasturbate 

v. process of excessive masturbating

Sho could not help but blasturbate all day long.

blasturbate by gina February 18, 2003

masturbated and came 

A phrase said when somebody posts or shows a picture of a woman. The phrase however mostly used on women, is not exclusive to be used on beautiful people, humans or animated objects for that matter. It can also be used on gory images and/or sickening.
The phrase can be used on just about anything that would give some, some sexual pleasure.
The phrase was first used on iSONEWS and later on Something Awful forums.

image of Tubgirl is posted and a reply is: Hawt chick! Masturbated and came.

a female poster posts a picture of herself, and a reply is "Masturbated and came, more pics please, naked preferrably"

"Not enough gore in the video. But still, masturbated and came!!"

masturbated and came by Cloud002 January 27, 2007