Man capable of romancing any woman. Penis about 29" long. His alternate persona is Bartolomeu who is more interesting than the most interesting man in the world. He has sex 24/7 with women such as Rosa Acosta and Melanie Iglesias. In other words, Ronnie (Bartolomeu) is the sexiest man alive, Da ABSOLUTE BAWSE !
Bro, yesterday I ran into Ronnie AKA Bartolomeu? I'm not sure, but I think I'm gay now.
A smart, handsome, and happy man. Cletus has gotten into countless colleges! He was posted on many instagram college pages. He was once on a news channel. Congratulations for graduating, Cletus!
Me: Dude, I saw Cletus Bartholomew on tv.
Ethan: Wow! Cool