Barrified 

Stating something sports related in a factual matter via group text that is obviously sensationalized and opinionated.

Barry - Robert Griffin III is going to be the greatest player of all time. If you project him over the next 80 years he will have the most of everything ever.
Stro - #Barrified

Barrified by Floter6 February 4, 2018

Barryifed

When Barry Allen(The Flash) fucks up the time line.

Goddammit Barry stop Berryifying the time line.
Did Barry Barryifed the time like again?

Barryifed by Mmskittelz November 1, 2016

Bratified

A condition that happens to small children once famly and guests begin to arrive for the Christmas holidays. Affected children seem to suddenly change from doe-eyed angels to fanged fire-breathing monsters running around screaming and terrorizing adults several times their size. Adults often take the wrong measures to cure this affliction, offering consolation, or saying "please quiet down darling" etc. The easiest way to quickly cure the child is to lower the child's pants, exposing the bare flesh of the buttocks, then using a large wooden spoon, administer several sharp blows to the exposed area. A sharp "crack" followed by a scream and a promise of "I'll be good, I'll be good" indicates the child is cured. Be warned, sometimes a second or third application may be required to jog the childs memory of his/her promise to be "good"

Soon after grandma arrived, little Billy began running around the house and throwing lego at the guests. As Billy's behaviour worsened, it bacame obvious that Billy had become severely bratified. Grandpa reacted by scooping Billy up as he came running around a corner. He quickly readjusted Billy's attitude with a stinging slap to the rump.

Bratified by vinter December 31, 2009

Barryfied

Refers to POD (Print on Demand) t-shirt shops in particular and how shopkeepers price their t-shirts. Allowing for the higher profit margin with the intention of up-pricing unique and custom work that cannot be found at chain clothing stores. Made popular by a shopkeeper of the same name (core) and how others define his $10 plus profit margin - and successfully making sales.

Pricing your products too low, you will not make as many sales as when you have your products Barryfied or Barrified"

Barryfied by THEGoat August 7, 2007

Barried 

When one bypasses first base, going straight to second.

AKA Taking a girl off the market for his friends without actually getting with her.

Dude, I can't believe he barried that girl. What a douche.

Barried by Teal Avenger June 6, 2011

Barbiefied 

Cornily converted something ugly into something pretty.

The painter Barbiefied the small's toddlers room.

Barbiefied by NicoRico May 25, 2011

Barried 

When one wants to leave on time but gets grabbed right at the last minute resulting in a drastically offset end of the day.

Colleague 1: "Did you manage to get away on time?"
Colleague 2: "No I got Barried"

Barried by On The Juice March 12, 2020