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A condition that happens to small children once famly and guests begin to arrive for the Christmas holidays. Affected children seem to suddenly change from doe-eyed angels to fanged fire-breathing monsters running around screaming and terrorizing adults several times their size. Adults often take the wrong measures to cure this affliction, offering consolation, or saying "please quiet down darling" etc. The easiest way to quickly cure the child is to lower the child's pants, exposing the bare flesh of the buttocks, then using a large wooden spoon, administer several sharp blows to the exposed area. A sharp "crack" followed by a scream and a promise of "I'll be good, I'll be good" indicates the child is cured. Be warned, sometimes a second or third application may be required to jog the childs memory of his/her promise to be "good"
Soon after grandma arrived, little Billy began running around the house and throwing lego at the guests. As Billy's behaviour worsened, it bacame obvious that Billy had become severely bratified. Grandpa reacted by scooping Billy up as he came running around a corner. He quickly readjusted Billy's attitude with a stinging slap to the rump.
Bratified by vinter December 31, 2009
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Refers to POD (Print on Demand) t-shirt shops in particular and how shopkeepers price their t-shirts. Allowing for the higher profit margin with the intention of up-pricing unique and custom work that cannot be found at chain clothing stores. Made popular by a shopkeeper of the same name (core) and how others define his $10 plus profit margin - and successfully making sales.
Pricing your products too low, you will not make as many sales as when you have your products Barryfied or Barrified"
Barryfied by THEGoat August 7, 2007

boobified 

when one is mesmerized or taken by anothers bosom.
Her breasts were so large i was completely boobified.

barbicide 

When a barber commits suicide.
Paulie was old and tired of cutting hair for the same people over and over, listening to their sob stories all the while. So he drank that blue stuff on the counter and committed barbicide.
barbicide by LarryD23 November 16, 2009
lauren and samantha's way of being cool
dude this party is soooo bombified

Barbification 

The process of become a Barb or a die-hard Nicki Minaj stan. It starts out with learning all her songs by heart and ends up with a pink wig thick ass.
Lola: Have you seen Ciara ! She came to school with a Pink wig on, she must have been listening to the Pink Friday album!

Ray-Ray: I heard she got into barbification and is trying to be Nicki Minaj's number one fan!
Barbification by CiarasCattyCunt February 21, 2021