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Barnard Castle 

Market town near Durham, thought by some to be one of the first locations of yarndling in the north of England. Scrimming basins have been discovered from the air, dating back to Paleolithic times.
Have you seen the fascinating exhibition of yarndling stools at Barnard Castle?
Barnard Castle by Cod Michael May 28, 2020
a fucking retard who is addicted to xanax and is basically a zombie.
Bartard: I'm going to pop like 4 xans bro.
Ed: noone gives a fuck you bartard
bartard by Kobedropped81 October 13, 2017
An increasingly popular nickname for Attorney General William Barr.
Relatively new in this volatile quick-change administration where “You’re fired!” is a frequently heard refrain, AG Barrtard is more likely than not to be a future casualty.
Barrtard by Dr Bunnygirl September 29, 2019

Barnard Castle 

English slang for an eye test.
"Cameron has to go for a Barnard Castle later today as he might need glasses."
Barnard Castle by W_M_D May 27, 2020
1. Noun: Wannabe Ivy League shit hole in Central Florida.

2. Adj: Place where annoying ugly children come together to make fun of each other under the guise of learning the law.
Future Disbarred Attorney 1: You go to Barvard Middle School of Law?

Future Disbarred Attorney 2: Testifyyyyy! All my classes are being held in the trailer this semester!
Barvard by #edelbear September 26, 2011

bartarded 

The act of being extremely intoxicated on Xanax to the point of acting retarded.
"Yeah, Juan was so bartarded last night, he crashed his car then started smoking some dro"
bartarded by Phungguy June 1, 2006
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pajama casual 

Pajama casual is a term used when working from home and preparing for a video conference. All business above the waist and your pajama pants down below.
We have a Zoom meeting in a few minutes and I’ll probably go pajama casual.
pajama casual by jrod-knows March 31, 2020
Word of the Day on October 14, 2026

funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
Word of the Day on October 13, 2026
A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
Word of the Day on October 12, 2026

Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026

piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
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