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Barnard Castle 

Market town near Durham, thought by some to be one of the first locations of yarndling in the north of England. Scrimming basins have been discovered from the air, dating back to Paleolithic times.
Have you seen the fascinating exhibition of yarndling stools at Barnard Castle?
a fucking retard who is addicted to xanax and is basically a zombie.
Bartard: I'm going to pop like 4 xans bro.
Ed: noone gives a fuck you bartard
bartard by Kobedropped81 October 13, 2017
An increasingly popular nickname for Attorney General William Barr.
Relatively new in this volatile quick-change administration where “You’re fired!” is a frequently heard refrain, AG Barrtard is more likely than not to be a future casualty.
Barrtard by Dr Bunnygirl September 29, 2019

Barnard Castle 

"Cameron has to go for a Barnard Castle later today as he might need glasses."
Barnard Castle by W_M_D May 27, 2020
1. Noun: Wannabe Ivy League shit hole in Central Florida.

2. Adj: Place where annoying ugly children come together to make fun of each other under the guise of learning the law.
Future Disbarred Attorney 1: You go to Barvard Middle School of Law?

Future Disbarred Attorney 2: Testifyyyyy! All my classes are being held in the trailer this semester!
Barvard by #edelbear September 26, 2011

bartarded 

The act of being extremely intoxicated on Xanax to the point of acting retarded.
"Yeah, Juan was so bartarded last night, he crashed his car then started smoking some dro"
bartarded by Phungguy June 1, 2006