Barvard 

1. Noun: Wannabe Ivy League shit hole in Central Florida.

2. Adj: Place where annoying ugly children come together to make fun of each other under the guise of learning the law.

Future Disbarred Attorney 1: You go to Barvard Middle School of Law?

Future Disbarred Attorney 2: Testifyyyyy! All my classes are being held in the trailer this semester!

Barvard by #edelbear September 26, 2011

Barvard Svamp

A Barvard is an huge mushroom Thatcher resides in another svamp.

All barvards must be svamps.

Oh shit he is a true Barvard Svamp.

Barvard Svamp by TrueSvamp April 16, 2018

Barvard Bear 

The barvard bear is the Dr. Seuss bear that has made notable appearances at Harvard Square, not to be confused with the location itself.

Uh oh, I hope I don't accidentally get off the subway at barvard bear! They told us to be at the Harvard Square at 5pm.

Barvard Bear by parvard_pear April 24, 2025

Occupy Barvard 

Occupy Barvard is a pussy-powered movement that began sometime in the Fall 2011 semester. #OB was the decision of all the stray cats of East Colonial Drive to come together and fight back against the Barvard students and librarians who do not feed the pussies adequate amounts of food.

The movement is inspired by popular uprisings in Egypt and Tunisia, and aims to expose how the annoying ugly children in the top 1% of their class are spending too much time in the library and too little time feeding the pussies.

Future Disbarred Attorney #1: Did you see all the Barvard Pussy congregating by the library earlier today?

Future Disbarred Attorney #2: Yea man, haven't you heard about Occupy Barvard? The pussies are here to show the top 1% of our class what's up! Rumor has it their next stop is the trailer!

Occupy Barvard by FreeMarsha November 16, 2011

Barnard Castle 

Market town near Durham, thought by some to be one of the first locations of yarndling in the north of England. Scrimming basins have been discovered from the air, dating back to Paleolithic times.

Have you seen the fascinating exhibition of yarndling stools at Barnard Castle?

Barnard Castle by Cod Michael May 28, 2020

bartard 

a fucking retard who is addicted to xanax and is basically a zombie.

Bartard: I'm going to pop like 4 xans bro.
Ed: noone gives a fuck you bartard

bartard by Kobedropped81 October 13, 2017

Barnard Castle 

English slang for an eye test.

"Cameron has to go for a Barnard Castle later today as he might need glasses."

Barnard Castle by W_M_D May 27, 2020