barkolepsy

A tired, sleepless condition acquired when you are kept awake all night by the barking of your neighbors' (or your own) dog.

Joe sure looks sleepy. His new puppy must have given him a case of barkolepsy.

by Spud Matthews October 16, 2008

Barkolepsy

Canine narcolepsy.

Once seated, my dog falls asleep immediately because she suffers from barkolepsy.

by Miquelito6233 February 5, 2024

Barkolepsy

A stress disorder characterized by dogs barking in your mouth while you are sleeping.

Useful when attempting to remove your girlfriend's dog(s) from your house.

Baby I love Professor Doodles too... but my Barkolepsy is really flairing up and I can't handle this anymore.

by klarnage October 6, 2010