To fart while wearing butt plug, causing the plug to launch out of the rectum like a champagne cork.
My boyfriend and I were experimenting with my new butt plug, I champagned and now he has an eyepatch.
by Darth Yohan July 04, 2018
When you take a dildo out and squirt everywhere. Like how when you take the quark out of a bottle and it goes everywhere.
by Thewakkyweedwakker December 25, 2020
Champagne is a sparkling wine made under strict regulations in Champagne, France. Champagne Only Comes From Champagne,
I just love Roederer Champagne as it is a wonderful blend of Chardonnay, Meunier and Pinot Noir grapes grown in Champagne. There are many quality sparkling wines in the world, including Roederer Estate from California, yet Champagne only comes from Champagne, France. However, US consumers need to be careful as some US producers mislabel their wine Champagne eventhough it doesn't come from France. Examples of "false Champagnes" include Korbel, Tott's and André.
by mmmmmm bubbles February 09, 2006
Guy 1: Woah! Did you see that footballer dive seconds after contact then roll around like he's been shot?!
Guy 2: Yeah, man! He's well exhibiting Champagne! I hope he gets a red card, then actually shot!
Guy 2: Yeah, man! He's well exhibiting Champagne! I hope he gets a red card, then actually shot!
by Effsix July 11, 2010
How this sparkling, dry, white table wine from the region of Champagne in France should be pronounced.
Champagne said like "Sham-pag-nay"
by Partyhoe May 19, 2017
When you drink an excessive amount of alcohol to try to avoid, numb, or dismiss all of the pain and struggles that you deal with at any given point in time.
by Niggasaintshit12 March 23, 2018
by MJohn December 10, 2010