A stress disorder characterized by dogs barking in your mouth while you are sleeping.
Useful when attempting to remove your girlfriend's dog(s) from your house.
Useful when attempting to remove your girlfriend's dog(s) from your house.
Baby I love Professor Doodles too... but my Barkolepsy is really flairing up and I can't handle this anymore.
by klarnage October 5, 2010
A tired, sleepless condition acquired when you are kept awake all night by the barking of your neighbors' (or your own) dog.
by Spud Matthews August 26, 2008