barkolepsy 

A tired, sleepless condition acquired when you are kept awake all night by the barking of your neighbors' (or your own) dog.

Joe sure looks sleepy. His new puppy must have given him a case of barkolepsy.

barkolepsy by Spud Matthews October 16, 2008

Barkolepsy 

A stress disorder characterized by dogs barking in your mouth while you are sleeping.

Useful when attempting to remove your girlfriend's dog(s) from your house.

Baby I love Professor Doodles too... but my Barkolepsy is really flairing up and I can't handle this anymore.

Barkolepsy by klarnage October 6, 2010

Barkolepsy 

Canine narcolepsy.

Once seated, my dog falls asleep immediately because she suffers from barkolepsy.

Barkolepsy by Miquelito6233 February 5, 2024

Darkolepsy 

n. Similar to narcolepsy, an ailment where you find yourself suddenly very drunk\ you commonly go from zero to fucked up in quick fashion

"Did you see Brad fall up the stairs? He was fine a minute ago" "He's had a lot of Cold Duck Champagne and his Darkolepsy is flaring up"

Darkolepsy by HelloNasty January 3, 2009

Markolepsy

Noun: A disease named after Mark G from Westcliff in Essex, characterised by long boughts of lapsed concentration.

Often found in combination with Markinsons Disease or after heavy consumption of Markotics

"We wont be getting much done now, he's really suffering from Markolepsy today"

Markolepsy by Michael A A February 7, 2008

barcolepsy 

A terrible physical ailment in which the sufferer continually falls asleep at bars, night after night, weekend after weekend, often resulting in getting asked to leave by the bouncer.

Jayme: What happened to you last night?
Nick: Got kicked out of Mario's, fell asleep in the corner.
Jayme: This is a problem for you isn't it?
Nick: I have barcolepsy

barcolepsy by nicklon February 7, 2009

markolepsy

Condition wherein the stated objective is to work but being un-able to do so from a severe lack of concentration brought on by a lack of caffeine and an addiction to magazines.

Tom was supposed to write up his report last night but a case of markolepsy kept him from finishing it.

markolepsy by Jason July 31, 2004