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barcolepsy 

A terrible physical ailment in which the sufferer continually falls asleep at bars, night after night, weekend after weekend, often resulting in getting asked to leave by the bouncer.
Jayme: What happened to you last night?
Nick: Got kicked out of Mario's, fell asleep in the corner.
Jayme: This is a problem for you isn't it?
Nick: I have barcolepsy
barcolepsy by nicklon February 7, 2009
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barkolepsy 

A tired, sleepless condition acquired when you are kept awake all night by the barking of your neighbors' (or your own) dog.
Joe sure looks sleepy. His new puppy must have given him a case of barkolepsy.
barkolepsy by Spud Matthews October 16, 2008

Barkolepsy 

A stress disorder characterized by dogs barking in your mouth while you are sleeping.

Useful when attempting to remove your girlfriend's dog(s) from your house.
Baby I love Professor Doodles too... but my Barkolepsy is really flairing up and I can't handle this anymore.
Barkolepsy by klarnage October 6, 2010

Barkolepsy 

Once seated, my dog falls asleep immediately because she suffers from barkolepsy.
Barkolepsy by Miquelito6233 February 5, 2024

Stealthie 

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"
Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016
Word of the Day on May 25, 2026

Summer Teeth 

When someone has a lot of missing teeth.
Mannn, that dude has summer teeth!
What do you mean?
Summer here, summer there...
Summer Teeth by BeckPot August 2, 2012
Word of the Day on May 24, 2026