burpolepsy 

A rare disease where the affected person burps so hard that he or she passes out and falls asleep.

Burpolepsy. Burpolepsy.

burpolepsy by Bingeamin June 6, 2017

barcolepsy 

A terrible physical ailment in which the sufferer continually falls asleep at bars, night after night, weekend after weekend, often resulting in getting asked to leave by the bouncer.

Jayme: What happened to you last night?
Nick: Got kicked out of Mario's, fell asleep in the corner.
Jayme: This is a problem for you isn't it?
Nick: I have barcolepsy

barcolepsy by nicklon February 7, 2009

barkolepsy 

A tired, sleepless condition acquired when you are kept awake all night by the barking of your neighbors' (or your own) dog.

Joe sure looks sleepy. His new puppy must have given him a case of barkolepsy.

barkolepsy by Spud Matthews October 16, 2008

Barkolepsy 

A stress disorder characterized by dogs barking in your mouth while you are sleeping.

Useful when attempting to remove your girlfriend's dog(s) from your house.

Baby I love Professor Doodles too... but my Barkolepsy is really flairing up and I can't handle this anymore.

Barkolepsy by klarnage October 6, 2010

Barkolepsy 

Canine narcolepsy.

Once seated, my dog falls asleep immediately because she suffers from barkolepsy.

Barkolepsy by Miquelito6233 February 5, 2024